Voters (humor)

[EstimatedProphet]

Actually, they are almost certainly Repub voters...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung
a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
"Fridge for sale $50".
The next day someone stole it.
Caution! These people Vote



While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has
for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff"...
She ALSO votes!



I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
He ALSO votes!



My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving". .
She ALSO votes!


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My
sister ALSO votes!


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!



I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't thechain rip out every time she turned her
head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance
apart no matter which way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes!



I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes!

[In_The_Wind]

1. We are in big trouble if those folks are fruitful and multiply.

I hope they don't practice the rhythm method of birth control.


:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. They probably practice the Republican method of birth control

No sex because it's satanic.

[In_The_Wind]

4. No wonder they're so grouchy!

[Strong Atheist]

2. Funny! nt.

[AllegroRondo]

5. Beer at 10% off?

Id have gone back for 10 cases. It would have blown the cashier's mind.