I just ironed and starched my tuxedo shirt. Ask me anything.

[x-g.o.p.er]

I double dog dare you.

[madinmaryland]

1. Here's my question ....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[x-g.o.p.er]

2. The equivalent of the square root of guano

[azmouse]

3. Starched?

How stiff is it?

[x-g.o.p.er]

4. Extra Duty heavy

But it also gets that way when the wind blows

[AllegroRondo]

5. Own or rental?

And if you own it, are you a musician?

[x-g.o.p.er]

8. Own...

and no, I'm not a musician. Or a waiter, maitre'de, or anything else in the foos service business. I couldn't hack it.

[Blue-Jay]

6. What's the occasion?

[x-g.o.p.er]

9. Wedding...

My daughter.

[Blue-Jay]

11. CONGRATS!!!

To your daughter and your entire family!

So....What do you think of the groom? Nice guy?

[x-g.o.p.er]

12. Yes, very nice kid..

They were going to get married in November, but he is military (like me) and his deployment to Iraq has been moved up to late spring. Instead of waiting until he gets back, they want to marry prior to him leaving.

So they are this weekend.

[Blue-Jay]

13. I hope everything goes off without a hitch.

And I hope he gets back as soon as possible to enjoy married life. Maybe you'll have grandkids soon.

:D

[x-g.o.p.er]

14. Thanks, but I'm too young for that, lol!!

[Tikki]

7. Off to the Grammys?

If so, say hi to Sly Stone and Marky Ramone....they are going to be there tonight,




Tikki

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. Nope, I RSVP'd to the negative