10 Answers. What are your questions?

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. A white hamper with a solitary black sock draped over the edge.
2. Oscar the Grouch birthday cake.
3. Dungeonmaster!
4. Veal Medallions
5. 14
6. Yes, on occasion.
7. 1970 Plymouth Cuda.
8. It was my job to make the hoagies during the graveyard shift.
9. Dark Roast
10. Purple

[Shell Beau]

1. okie dokey

1. What is in my laundry room?
2. What do I want to eat right now?
3. What is the geek of all computer geeks called?
3. What is one thing I will never ever ever eat?
5. What age was I when I started wearing makeup?
6. Did I ever smoke pot?
7. What jalopy was 8 years before my time?
8. What excuse never works with a cop?
9. What kind of coffee tastes like poop?
10. What color is Prince's rain?

[Fenris]

2. 1. Where did you hide my daughter's head?

2. What food item did you bring to Uncle Fred's funeral?
3. What occupation do you fill in on tax forms?
4. What was the last meal to give you explosive diarrhea?
5. At what age did you stop breast feeding?
6. Are you a homosexual?
7. Where were you conceived?
8. What was your job while working at an over 65 porn studio?
9. Which coffee would you like to make using your own urine?
10. What color are your Klan robes?

[Hugin]

3. Okay...

1. A white hamper with a solitary black sock draped over the edge.
What is Art?

2. Oscar the Grouch birthday cake.
Something I always wanted and never got?

3. Dungeonmaster!
Ummm... I thought I told you never to say that in public. ;)

4. Veal Medallions
Another name for military decorations?

5. 14
You're how old again? :o

6. Yes, on occasion.
Do you surf nude?

7. 1970 Plymouth Cuda.
Where was your first sexual encounter?

8. It was my job to make the hoagies during the graveyard shift.
What was your role in the plot?

9. Dark Roast
So, you formed a rock group, eh. Have you got a name in mind?

10. Purple
How is a Freeper likely to spell, "People"?

[Initech]

4. I'll play,

1. How did you pay tribute to Johnny Cash after seeing Walk The Line?

2. What did they serve Dick Cheney on his birthday last year?

3. What do you call your imaginary girlfriend?

4. What does the fourth place winner get at the special olympics?

5. What are the number of RNC talking points that came out after the Coretta Scott King funeral yesterday?

6. Have you ever swam naked in shark-infested waters?

7. Name the kind of car you destroyed while you were completely wasted.

8. Blatant Lil' Jon impressoin: WHAT??? OK!!!!

9. How do you like your steak cooked?

10. What is the name of the color that ends in "-urple"?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. 1. What is on the Cheney family crest?

2. What is on the Bush family crest?
3. What is on the Rumsfeld family crest?
4. What do wounded Iraq veterans get instead of Purple Hearts?
5. What is the length, in miles, of the synapses in *'s brain?
6. Has KitchenWitch ever not thought about S&M?
7. What should Shell Beau be strung up by the shorthairs for calling a "jalopy"?
8. What led to an Avian Flu outbreak that killed 63,000 people on California's Central Coast?
9. What are FReepers calling Coretta Scott King's funeral?
10. Name one color my right shoulder should be for thinking of #9.

[XNASA]

6. 1. What is my earliest childhood memory?

2. What is haute cuisine in Alabama?
3. What does Mrs. XNASA cry out in moments of sextasy?
4. How do milk fed calves pay for their milk?
5. What is the square root of 196?
6. Does Mrs. XNASA ever cry out in sextasy?
7. Name a musclecar named after a fish.
8. Why are you missing a finger?
9. What do you call what happened to W at the funeral yesterday?
10. What is Oprah's favorite color?

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. 1. What did you decorate your living room with?

2. What's the sound your car makes when you start it up on a cold morning?

3. What garanimal characters do you match when you dress in the morning?

4. When you pooped this morning, what did it smell like?

5. How many fish can you walk at one time without losing control of the pack?

6. Do you like chocolate covered remote control?

7. What was the first thing you stole...and were convicted for?

8. How did you keep the plane crash survivors from becoming cannibals?

9. What's your favorite flavored lollipop?

10. What's the square root of magenta?

[hfojvt]

8. ten should be

what color were the people eaters in the 1970s?

and #6 would be "Do the Steelers suck?"

[Texasgal]

9. heh heh

1.What do you see when you open your bathroom door?

2.What was your first birthday cake while stoned?

3.What nerdy thing do you do on my down time?

4.What's your favorite food that always gives you gas?

5.When did you lose your virginity?

6.Do you like to dress in lacy lingerie?

7.Where's the first place you got busted "doing it?"

8.What was the last most inspiring job you had?

9.Favorite starbucks coffee?

10. What color are your undies?

:rofl:

[Cathyclysmic]

10. ...

1. A white hamper with a solitary black sock draped over the edge. What did you stub your toe on
2. Oscar the Grouch birthday cake. The coolest birthday cake of 1981?
3. Dungeonmaster! What should I call you? :P
4. Veal Medallions What did you order for dinner for senior prom?
5. 14. When did you start smoking?
6. Yes, on occasion. Is Cathyclysmic the best wife ever?
7. 1970 Plymouth Cuda. Car you are coveting, because you have quirky taste?
8. It was my job to make the hoagies during the graveyard shift. First job?
9. Dark Roast. What are you drinking?
10. Purple. The color of Cathyclysmic's favorite possession that I let you play with every once in awhile?

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. you're right about at least two.

:loveya:

[XemaSab]

11. Without looking at other replies

What do you think is the most striking visual achievement of modernism?

A white hamper with a solitary black sock draped over the edge.

Postmodernism?

Oscar the Grouch birthday cake.

What's your pet name for your weewee?

Dungeonmaster!

If there was a war called the "Beware the Beast Man War," what would be the top military honor?

Veal Medallions

How many fingers am I holding up?

14

Ever felch?

Yes, on occasion.

If you could mate with an inanimate object in order to create a race of super beings capable of taking over the earth, what would it be?

1970 Plymouth Cuda.

It says here you toured with the National Ballet. Did you dance? Play an instrument?

It was my job to make the hoagies during the graveyard shift.

If there was a coffee that reflected your hopes, dreams, and aspirations, what would it be?

Dark Roast

And finally, if you could build the Berlin Wall anew, what color would it be?

Purple

Thank you for your time, Mr Beast Man.

[cassandra uprising]

12. hhmmmmm

1. Why can't you stay with me, together tucked in this drawer in a neat, convenient and easy to reach spot?

2. What was the cake splattered across my face at my 5th Birthday party. (I wish)

3. In what way is Ronnie James Dio your personal God?

4. What's for dinner?

5. What gets you 20?

6. Do I make you horny?

7. What floats?

8. Do you call that supporting me in my time of need?

9. How well do you know me anyways?

10. Other than orange, what is your favorite color in the sunset in Key West.

[Misunderestimator]

14. Questions... not necessarily pertaining to myself.

1. What is something completely inconsequential?
2. What would you never want to have?
3. What was your nickname in kindergarten?
4. What would you never ever eat?
5. What age were you when you first shot the bird?
6. Do you ever stick popsicle sticks up your nose?
7. What car have you never heard of?
8. Why were all the hoagies soggy at lunchtime?
9. What's your favorite kind of hell?
10. What color is your face after holding your breath for 2 minutes?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. ...

1. What's the most mundane LSD-induced visual you've ever experienced? A white hamper with a solitary black sock draped over the edge.
2. What is the most potent illicit substance you have ingested in the last 5 years? Oscar the Grouch birthday cake.
3. What's you SO's sex name for you? Dungeonmaster!
4. 2007's jewelry trend? Veal Medallions
5. How many is a brazillion? 14
6. Have you even fained productivity at work while wasting time on DU? Yes, on occasion.
7. If Santa had his sleigh impounded for failed payments, what would he use to deliver gifts? 1970 Plymouth Cuda.
8. Were you to write the great American novel, what would be your opening line? It was my job to make the hoagies during the graveyard shift.
9. Capitol of Nebraska? Dark Roast
10. Favorite color plastic? Purple