Ron Green
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:20 PM
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PARIS HILTON ORDERED TO STAY AWAY FROM MAN |
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Geez, I sure hope that means "mankind."
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Hugin
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:25 PM
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1. I can't believe no one has replied yet. |
underpants
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:28 PM
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4. Nothing like this could have ever happened before |
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:30 PM
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5. It's all in the headline, man. |
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Sorry, I wasn't here that early.
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Hugin
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:36 PM
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6. *kneels down in prayer* |
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O-higher-power, if you're up there and listening... Please, please, don't let my obituary read like Paris Hilton's will.
"known for her "The Simple Life" TV reality show and for an Internet sex video made with a former boyfriend"
Amen.
*crosses self*
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:25 PM
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2. Yes, the world needs no more Paris Hilton sex tapes |
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Edited on Wed Feb-08-06 04:26 PM by LostinVA
Egads, but the girl is horrible in bed... and skeletal.
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Wed Feb-08-06 04:38 PM
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7. Are you sure that's not "MEN"? |
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