The guy in the commercial who parachutes to his car after leaving

[tinfoilinfor2005]

his white picket fenced home in the morning...has anyone else wondered how he gets back up to the house at night after work?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. No more drugs for you, dude

:)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

4. Peach tea, baby.

I swear, that's all! :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. An elevator?

:shrug:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

5. Of course!

Duh, why didn't I think of that?

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. I hate that commercial

Wifey kisses him good-bye for the day...so how the fuck does she get anywhere? Is she stuck like Rapunzel in the castle tower (she does have longish blonde hair), while her knight goes out on a tear across the rough (and dangerous, implied)country to slay the dragons on Wall Street?

Who the hell keeps his SUV so clean every day. It's standing in the desert and fucking PRISTINE!

How the hell does that SUV not collect lots of dirt and dust as it races across the desert terrain?

Does this X-treme Sports SUV owner/driver also have a helicopter to take him back home at night?

And like I am so going to so believe the jumper in a biz suit can make a perfect no-dust landing right beside his car every morning. Sure...just has to brush off those natty lapels, and he's good to go.

Hey, you people who dream up these ads! I am not a MORAN!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

7. Reminds me a litlle of beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...

Oh damn, there's that stripedy dude again!

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Like SpongeBob Squarepants!

He's EVERYWHERE!!!! BWAHAHAAHAHAH!

[DS1]

6. The only thing worthy would be a jetpack

but all in all, it's a really really dumb ad.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

8. And still allow him to keep the little woman stranded in the

white picket fence house.

If you think about it, there really are a lot of chauvinistic undertones. Maybe we should write some hot letters. :patriot: :silly:

[Delphinus]

10. Jeez,

I thought I was the only one that looked at some of this shit and said, basically, *WTF?* Thanks for letting me know I'm not as weird as I thought I was! :hi:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

14. No, I think the point of the advertisers is to get us all to keep thinking

about these dumb ads. Funny thing, though, as often as I've seen it, I can't for the life of me remember now what it advertises. I suppose a car, but no clue which one. :hi:

[Left Is Write]

16. See, that's exactly it.

Commercials are supposed to make us think of the product they're selling - even if we're annoyed by and hate the commercial, the brand is supposed to stick in our heads.

This one misses the mark. I couldn't tell you which vehicle it's for either.

[Ariana Celeste]

17. you're right

What's funny is with most commercials I see anymore, I can't remember what they are for, just what was in the commercial. Without a catchy jingle with the brand name, I won't remember.
I think they are all trying way too hard nowadays. Then again I don't watch more than an hour or two of tv a night. :).

[mac56]

11. Yes. I've wondered the same thing.

nm

[ET Awful]

12. Yes, I have.

I think maybe somebody else parks the car for him and he skydives home at night :P

Either that or he has a bat-elevator in the cliff :)

[RetroLounge]

13. Yes, my kids asked me that yesterday...

and if a 5 and 7 year old know how stupid that commercial is, well, 'nuff said.

RL

[Left Is Write]

15. No, but I complain loudly about how much I hate that commercial.