HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:01 AM
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I just saw a really disturbing sex scene... |
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my insomniac self went into the kitchen to make an egg and grab a bottle of water. While I'm doing this I hear Peaches, one of my cats, screaming behind me. I turn only to see Cuddles, the male neutered Ragdoll cat furiously humping Peaches, the female spayed Ragdoll cat. Cuddles was always the most asexual of cats. Honestly, I would have been far less surprised to see my other female cat, Midnight, pounding away on Peaches. I took Cuddles to the groomer today. I think she gave him Viagra or something.
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:02 AM
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I have a female spayed dog who likes to hump my female spayed cat!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:25 AM
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a female spayed german shepherd that would hump the neutered male cats. It's a dominance thing with dogs. The thing with the humping cat is that he's the most submissive, lowest-of-the-low, wimpiest, fat, lazy cat ever. Everyone kicks his ass (we have four cats).
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:26 AM
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(with apologies to any lesbian DUers) The Lesbo Cross-breeder.
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IChing
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:29 AM
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4. thank god you do not or have not live in the county |
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to see what pigs do?
it would make god go to church on sunday.
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:40 AM
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:58 AM
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6. If by county, you mean country...I do |
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There's no pigs around. Just lots of state protected land and a couple horse farms and some cows.
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Thu Feb-09-06 06:44 AM
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8. Your cats are perverts. My cats are neutered and never hump |
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