BREAKING NEWS: Terror suspect on the loose in the US with WMD

[BushOut06]

His name is Awa Tanassiam. He's described as being brown-skinned with one dark eye. He might smell somewhat funny also. Make sure that you include this terrorist's name in all of your phone conversations and emails. Tell all of your friends to be on the lookout for Awa Tanassiam. It's imperative that we catch Awa Tanassiam before he strikes! Hopefully if Bush is doing his spying correctly, he'll pick up on this threat and make a public announcement regarding Awa Tanassiam.

(For those of you who haven't caught on quite yet - say "Awa Tanassiam" quickly 5 times)

[niyad]

1. it took me a second. . . that is really cute

[central scrutinizer]

2. He is in cahoots with

Heywood Jablowme, Mike Hunt and Hugh Moran

[mattclearing]

4. How dare you implicate Mr. Jablowme in this terror plot! n/t

[BushOut06]

10. No, but he is working with an Indonesian terrorist

I think his name is Pha Kyu.

[KFC]

16. You forgot Don Keedick

[Kerrytravelers]

3. When I saw the headline... I thought you were talking about shrubbie.

[Kerrytravelers]

6. Is he any relation to

Cummoni One-a laiya


















The Hawaiian terrorist.... Comeon I wanna lay ya'

Ok, I suck at making jokes. It was least a little funny. Huh? :blush:

[AnneD]

9. Is he in cahoots with the other Hawaiian terrorist...

Lak a Noki....

[LiberalEsto]

5. Is he related to

Awa Tanassyuar?

[rpgamerd00d]

7. Is it? (spolier)

Ah, what an ass I am ?

Not sure I am pronouncing it right for the joke.

[BushOut06]

8. Shhhh, don't tell Bush

I want him on national TV telling the nation that he is actively searching for a terrorist known as Awa Tanassiam.

[AnneD]

14. Well according to the AG Gonzo....

they think the terrorist forget they are tapped so you might actually pull it off. Be sure to mention the other terrorist cell...Al ge Bra. You heard about them...they carry around all those weapons of math instruction.

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!

:D

[madinmaryland]

12. Wasn't he on the O'reilly factor a few days ago with

Dick Pinch!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. It takes one SMART bomb to do what Bush claimed that device

could do. Blow the cockpit door open on the plane without depressurizing the plane or ripping the cockpit apart from an explosion that would have had to blow the door into the cockpit and leave the controls of the aircraft in operable condition. The perp would have had to been even more amazing than his weapon to have withstood such an explosion and still been in any shape to fly the plane! I think Bush has been watching a few too many of Arnold the Groper's movies, and hitting the jug again.

[ok_cpu]

15. Robert DeNiro: Homeland Security Spokesman

http://www.devilducky.com/media/11654/

[0007]

17. As in Minnesota funny? I thought I smelled something funny this morning.

"He might smell somewhat funny"..... also "Awa Tanassiam"

[lonestarnot]

18. Related to Ima Pig!

[av8rdave]

19. Don't forget about Craven Moorhead

He's on the loose as well!