Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Love": a cinematic masterpiece

[Pale Blue Dot]

WARNING: SPOILERS

I just finished watching "Dirty Love", a film (out on video NOW!) written by and starring Jenny McCarthy and directed by her (soon to be ex) husband John Asher. Although this film has been nominated for several razzies, including Worst Picture - http://www.razzies.com/history/05nompict.asp, I believe that it is actually an undiscovered gem. In what other movie can you see:

1. Jenny McCarthy dating a Jewish guy (you know he's Jewish because he talks like Woody Allen - haha!) who throws up all over her chest at a fashion show?

2. Jenny sleeping with a guy who shoves a fish up his butt and screams "Spank my bass! Spank my bass!"?

3. Jenny causing an elderly woman to slip on her menstrual fluid as she runs all over a supermarket trying to buy maxi pads while avoiding her ex-boyfriend?

4. Jenny dating a magician who, when they get arrested and cavity searched by the cops, has an endless stream of handkerchiefs pulled from his ass?

5. The guy who did Stifler's mom in American Pie looking like he wants to throw up as he's kissing McCarthy?

And, most importantly, in what other movie can you see Carmen Electra giving attitude just like a black woman?

I think that everyone should rush out to you local video store and rent this movie tonight. Brokeback Mountain Shmokeback Mountain. This is the best picture of 2005.

[DS1]

1. I just saw the trailer for Basic Instinct 2

There's more T&A in 30 seconds than the entire first movie :eyes:

Still, I enjoyed it :D

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. You get to see Jenny McCarthy's breasts in this one

But they're covered in puke.... Some days, you take the good with the bad. :shrug:

[Taverner]

5. Meh. She posed for Playboy in the 90's

A much better showcase for her breasts.

Honestly, McCarthy is good at comedy - but not in a leading role. She's better when she plays the evil ex.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. She also really shouldn't

write her own role and let her husband direct. She was contorting her face like Jim Carrey on speed.

[Divameow77]

2. It sounds like the kind of movie

you have to appreciate for what it is.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. That's the kind of movie my girlfriend thought it would be.

Until she gave up in disgust half way through. She's a coward! :D