Hey! Happy day! I was told by another "Dem" that I basically have no

[ScreamingMeemie]

"morels" and will basically do anything for the right price!!!! :bounce: Make your offer. Keep it clean...let's DEAL!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Wow! What a shitty thing to say!

I think you are wonderful, Mrs. G. FWIW.

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. $25 bucks to you for saying that!

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. What do I get if I say you're pretty????

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. $2500 for your lasik surgery!

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Yippeee, no more glasses!!!!

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

2. This pooch loves morels.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Morels are scary....

:scared:

[Misunderestimator]

10. But at what price would you eat that pan of morels?

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. That's a tough one....

$50K and a couple of sticks of butter to cook them into an unrecognizable mush! :)

[Misunderestimator]

21. Mmmm... stuffed morels

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. With crab!!!

Just to get in the true spirit!!! :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

27. Crab stuffed morels!

We should open a restaurant! :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

And give it jpgray's Morel Majority name...and not pay him a cent!

:o

[Misunderestimator]

36. Yes! And all the waiters must wear gloves and be able to rap.

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

It's going to be a stand out kind of place.

I can't wait!

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. It's going to be a stand out kind of place.

I can't wait!

[jpgray]

6. Morel Majority would be a great name for a mushroom club

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. ...Or a band....

:hi:

[Hissyspit]

35. I have no moreys.

[Strong Atheist]

3. Wow! How nasty! Not here, I hope ... nt.

[MadHound]

9. Damn, no morels?

Now where am I supposed to get my mushrooms now? And it is coming up on morel hunting season too. Damnit MrsG, I was counting on you, and now you don't have any:cry::evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Yeah...you said you would call...the check is in the mail...blah blah

blah...sue me.


;) :hi:

[buddhamama]

15. "morels" are hard to come by

i can understand why you'd do anything for them. :)

you're the bomb. :thumbsdown: to the person who stated otherwise. :loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Just don't tell them I paid you to say that!

;) :hug:

[buddhamama]

38. i won't tell anyone

but it's gonna cost ya' :)

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Don't take that shitake from anyone

Would you like some morels? I can pick up a few for you at the market.:crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. I don't know...I'm a little frightened of them...

I was kind of glad to not have them. ;)

[Taverner]

18. Well hey, I was told by a DUer that I was offensive to the South

For suggesting that Southern Women are beautiful and fun to be around!

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. As a Northerner I am offended...

...;) :hi:

[Taverner]

24. Well I did say Minnesota has a lot of cowbell

Does that count?

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Say something nice about Wisconsin, and there's a big payoff for

you... Not that I would know that... :think:

[Taverner]

32. Well shit what good CANT you say about Wisconsin

I mean - the cheese! The Packers! And Madison!

[Left Is Write]

42. What?!

Are you insinuating that Minnesota women are COWS?

:crazy:

[Taverner]

45. No - but I got a fever!

And the only cure...

is Minnesota!

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Well, yes, if you look at it from this view point.

I'd call it bigotry, but whatever, it's gone.

:popcorn:

[Taverner]

29. Mmmmmmkay

WhatEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Call Me Wesley]

33. Exactly. (nt)

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Isn't it sweet?

When 'morels' are involved, ethics leave the room ...

:hug:


Ohh, but shhh: Wanna have a big plasma tv?

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. What do I gotta do???

:hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

30. LOL!

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

31. Keep it clean?

Darn. I'm sorry, Mrs G...

My hands are tied.

And not in the good way.

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. No...You could get by, because you have a "clean" way of saying

"dirty" things. :rofl: :hug:

[ForrestGump]

41. Call me Chlorox

:D :hug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. I'll take your shiitakes

in exchange for my morels!

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Hey! I don't take no shiitakes from no one...

But I will for you! :hi:

How'd the trip go???

[applegrove]

39. Sit down. Have a drink & yell: Port & bello

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. It worked!!!

:hi:

[TheProphetess]

40. Well, then, I think you should trade spines with me

Mine doesn't like me very much. :(
Name your price.

[ScreamingMeemie]

56. Awwww....I'll take him from your hands for $50 and MrG...

But, I bet you guys will be missing each other so much by the end of the week...I'll sell him back to you for 5K. :hug:

[TheProphetess]

65. You're sweet

But, just to clarify, I actually meant spine as in my back bone. It's causing me some major pain today so I must find a new one (or dream of that, at the very least).

Thanks for the sweet offer, though! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

67. Holy crap! How did I read that as spouse?? I haven't had a thing

to drink...

...as for the spine thing, I'm so very sorry. I don't talk much about it but I have rheumatoid arthritis and some other issues, and chronic pain is a tough thing to deal with. My heart goes out to you. Now I have to go call my eye doctor and get my prescription rechecked. ;) :hug:

[TheProphetess]

75. Well, it really cracked me up so thanks for making me laugh!

:) :)

[Deja Q]

43. I think this thread sums it up:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4720629

Don't take their idiocy too seriously. If they were to ask, rather than accuse, things would be rather a lot better.

Hell, even I have made the same mistakes recently. Unfortunately, my excuse is a good one... and I've been open about myself before, and having been open, some bastards have preyed upon that too. Pity they're not banned for such depraved personal attacks...

[ScreamingMeemie]

57. Pretty close.

But I just have a bad job...in this person's point of view. :(

[Left Is Write]

44. I have no morels either.

I'm just not a big fan of fungus.

[ScreamingMeemie]

58. They used to grow by my bathtub in my old mobile home...

...but I think I've told that story here before. ;)

[skygazer]

46. How much to make me dinner and clean my house?

(Oooh, I hope I can afford this!)

I was told (by a dem) the other day that I'm not really a progressive because I didn't agree with their definition of marriage. That sounded an awful lot like the other guys but what do I know?

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. That's because it was coming from YOU...everyone already knows

that you're a libertarian pretending to be a freeper pretending to be a dem pretending to be a Dem...pretending to be a liberal. Of All Things. ;)

:hi:

I'd do it for free...the cooking dinner part...and then my kids would clean up for $100, because I only had them to serve me and others at my discretion. :D

[skygazer]

72. Crap! I've blown my cover!

It's so hard to keep it all straight... :spank:

[Dave Reynolds]

47. It is too early for morels,

but if you find some I'll buy them from you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

60. Aren't you the sweetest?

A little self pity goes a long long way. :hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

48. Well, of course you have to keep your eye

on the bottom line if you hope to buy some morels. Those things are expensive.:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

61. And God only knows I make enough money overcharging people

in my real job to afford bushels of em. :hi: Hi FS!!! How be you?

[FuzzySlippers]

68. I be very good, MrsG!

How be you?:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

70. I be gooder now.

I've blowed off a lot of steam in this thread, and I have you fine folk to thank for it. ;)

[ContraBass Black]

49. I'm poor.

Can I pay with love and attention?

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. You? Anytime!

;) :hi: :hug:

[ContraBass Black]

77. Well, since I've found the right price and you do anything,

I could do with some holding/cuddling.

[hobo_baggins]

50. eh, i said i wished i could punch my roomate in the face

and all of a sudden im a bad guy...geez

[ScreamingMeemie]

63. I'll do it for $300.

:hi:

[hippiechick]

53. No Morels? Dang!

What good's anyone without mushrooms ?? :shrug:



:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

64. I can't believe they gave me that kind of shiitake...

Everyone knows I'm a Pennsylvania Dutch girl for Pete's sake. :)

[Initech]

54. Is he a Dem in the same way that Zell Miller is?

[ScreamingMeemie]

66. I don't know him well enough, but he had the same pompous...

I know more than you attitude. You know how Dems can agree to disagree? Not this time.

[Susang]

69. I used to eat at a restaurant named Morels

In Southfield, Michigan. Guess what they specialized in? :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

71. Dammit, and I was going to start a restaurant named the Morel Majority

here in Michigan. Think I'd be sued? ;) :hi: Hi Susan! How are you!

[Susang]

79. I'm good, but not great

You know, the usual. :D :hi:

I like the name "Morel Majority". I don't even know if Morel's is even in business any longer. It was on Telegraph Rd, just north of 696, in on of those bright, shiny office parks. Knowing the shelf life of restaurants, it may have gone under years ago. ;-)

[Susang]

80. I found it - it's still open

http://www.openlist.com/restaurants-view-morels_a_michigan_bistro.htm

[SOteric]

84. You sure you don't want to open a drive through window and call it

Chez Vrolet...?

[Benfea]

73. I have no morels either.

In fact, I've never tasted a morel mushroom in my life. If you gave me one, I wouldn't know any recipes to use it in.

[zanne]

74. You need morsels?

I got morsels!

[Glenda]

78. Morsels is a funny word, if you say it many times...

morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..morsels..

[MissB]

76. No morels?

:rofl:

Poor thing. :hug: They were right, weren't they?

[LynneSin]

81. Hell I just tempted MrsGrumpy with a pair of tickets to see the baby panda

She was real easy to tempt

:loveya:

[madinmaryland]

82. OMG, are you series??2??

Do you clean bathrooms?

[madinmaryland]

83. OMG, are you series??2??

Do you clean bathrooms?

[RandomKoolzip]

85. "Morels?" Is that like an eel?

No, that's "Moray." Sorry.

Anyhow, to cheer you up, leem sing a song about this:

When you're swimming in a creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray...