spread a baseless rumor about a celebrity here

[LSK]

You start!

:popcorn:

[LSK]

1. Dave Schwarz tortures kittens late at night

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Go jump off a bridge.

:popcorn:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Arnold Schwarzenneger is powered by 'D' cell batteries

[Spider Jerusalem]

Tom Cruise is a normal, healthy, well-adjusted heterosexual.

[freestyle]

15. You beat me to it. Sometimes the bad thought just leaps out.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Paris Hilton is brilliant and has discovered the cure for the common cold.

:rofl:

[bleedingheart]

5. Viggo Mortenson and Johnny Depp are fighting a duel over me

hahahahaha

[lizziegrace]

7. Sorry, but Viggo's here with me - I've got PROOF!

:)

[bleedingheart]

8. Gasp!

he is cheating on me!!!

:-)

[hunter]

12. Damn. I thought they were fighting over me!

:banghead:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

6. Michael Jackson is actually BLACK! N/T

[hickman1937]

9. Angelina Jolie got pregnant on Brad and Jen's anniversary.

On purpose.

[stpalm]

10. Richard Gere had a hamster crawl in his anus through a cardboard tube (nt)

[flvegan]

11. Michael Jackson likes MILFs. BIG time.

[hunter]

What the hell????

OMG. Do not google.

[MissB]

14. MILF

Mothers I'd Like To Fuck.

In case you were wondering.

[liberaltrucker]

13. Jeff Gordon is gay

oops, sorry, he's a NASCAR driver, not exactly a celebrity:blush:

[LSK]

16. yeah, but hes probably the most well known nascar driver

[liberaltrucker]

17. I stand corrected

ready to take my:spank: :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Buster Keaton was found riddled with buckshot outside a Tijuana bordello.

Or was that Michael Keaton? :shrug:


On edit: Never mind, it was Diane Keaton.

[speedoo]

19. Dennis Miller has a one inch penis.

And he can't get it up, even with the max dose of Viagra. Also, he sucks at foreplay. Which makes him the world's worst male sex partner.

(On edit: that's baseless. The truth is, he has a half inch penis.)

[Liberalynn]

20. Tom Cruise is dumping Katie

for John Travolta.

[Arkham House]

21. Rush Limbaugh uses a thimble for a condom

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. I don't get it.

I thought we were supposed to post a baseless rumor.

:shrug:

[kid a]

23. scarlett johanson and i are breaking up - uh . . . no

[mitchum]

24. Matt Damon is a premature ejaculator...

oops! You said "baseless"...sorry...

[WCGreen]

25. George Michael is GAY!!!!!

[nemo137]

26. Ownen Wilson died, and a special clone of Luke Wilson took his place

it's true. ::nods::

[BlueIris]

27. Kiefer Sutherland may become a born-again Christian. nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Matthew McConaughey is gay!

:popcorn:

[XemaSab]

29. Steve Gutenberg made a pact with Satan

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