THUNDER HANDS
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:27 PM
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Poll question: When You've Looked Everywhere But Can't Find The Remote Control |
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:30 PM
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Why can't they invent a remote with a dang pager???
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:34 PM
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Edited on Sun Nov-30-03 06:44 PM by Kellanved
A button on the TV-set labeled "Remote Finder" - very practical.
:hi:
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:32 PM
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If there's a cat in the house.... |
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it's under the couch.
If you smoke pot, it's in the fridge.
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:32 PM
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2. I look in or near the cats' litter box... |
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they've dragged it in there more than once. They do the same thing to lighters.
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:36 PM
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4. When this happens at our house... |
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... we pick up whatever animal is asleep on the couch or in the recliner, and "Bingo!", there it is. :P
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:38 PM
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5. Say "God doesn't want me to watch TV..." |
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and turn on the radio.
Or read a book.
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Sun Nov-30-03 06:59 PM
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6. Get off my fat ass, walk to the cable box, use CH+ / CH- |
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Sun Nov-30-03 07:08 PM
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7. pray to the remote gods to return the beloved remote |
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I find out in the open within a few hours so it's seems to work
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Sun Nov-30-03 08:04 PM
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8. I yell to the kids.... |
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"Okay, who took the remote. Mommy does things for you guys all day long and at night, when I can sit down and have some time for myself, as usual, the remote's missing. :grr: Find it now!!!"
I say this phrase several times a week.
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Sun Nov-30-03 09:56 PM
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9. I speak sternly to the prone mammals in the room. |
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Edited on Sun Nov-30-03 10:07 PM by put out
Get up. Shake out the blankets. Look about you. If we do not find the remote control, pronto, cavity searches will ensue. If we do not find the remote control within one hour, well, I mean it and I am not kidding now. My edit, I also speak to the beings who are supine, or just generally lounging.
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