Do you have to wear a badger at work?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Kinda hard, what with them doing calisthenics all the time:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers

But I must admit they're kind of cute in those English Team shirts:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. No, but sometimes I wear a Sheltie...or parts thereof.

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

2. No, but I do have this. . .

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Redstone]

3. Just call wetzelbill and have him send his brother over.

He'll take care of all your badger problems.

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[AllegroRondo]

4. Badgers? We dont need no stinking badgers.

[DainBramaged]

5. Guniness and fighting, sheep and dirt, hagis and scotch eggs?

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[jmowreader]

6. War story from childhood

My mom went to Bonners Ferry High School in Idaho--the Badgers.

Some of her classmates decided that the team needed a mascot to have on the sidelines during games. And because in the early 1950s there were no badger costumes for a cheerleader to dance around in on the sidelines, these individuals went out and caught a live badger.

File this under "the dumbest fucking thing it's possible to do." The badger is even meaner than the two-headed crocodile.

[Redstone]

7. Do an advanced search for author Wetzelbill, the word badger in the

subject or message, and in the Lounge, from about May of last hear until now.

You'll find a post he wrote about his brother fighting a badger that was about the funniest damn thing I ever read. It'll be worth the efffort.

Yeah, badgers are tough. About the only things worse are wolverines and javelina, and I think a badger's harder to kill than both of THEM put together.

Handsome critters they are. I'll admire them form a distance, though.

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