Top Ten signs your kitty is a genius!

[LynneSin]

Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is A Genius


http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060106.shtml

10. Meows in six languages

9. He's the only one in your family who could assemble your Ikea coffee table

8. His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled

7. He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is on

6. Won 28 grand on "Jeopardy's Kitty Week"

5. He rigged it so he's got 10 lives

4. Earned the 2005 Nobel Prize in yarn-related sciences

3. Keeps putting the dog on Ebay

2. Not only calls 911 for you, also calls Z-100 whenever you need your Aerosmith fix

1. Winces everytime he hears George W. Bush say, "Nuke-yoo-lar"

[Crazy Dave]

1. How about...

They own homes and let people live with them. They get free meals too. That's the way it is at our house.

[Shine]

2. Here's another one: Knows how to find truly bizarre places to hang out

:eyes: Flame did this completely on her own just recently.....She was actually sleeping in the sink!

[Heidi]

3. The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger is a genius.

He absolutely, unquestionably knows the difference between very expensive red sable paintbrushes and cheap, synthetic gesso brushes. Sadly, he prefers red-sable for his pouncing and chewing pleasure. :cry:


"Ooooooooo, an unguarded sable paintbrush! YUM!"