List plots you've foiled in 2002 in this thread

[Ron Mexico]

My wife was plotting to buy Coke instead of Pepsi. I was in the store with her and switched it behind her back, thereby foiling her plot. Because of this, I deserve to be able to tap your phone.

Now you tell me why you should be allowed to tap my phone.

[driver8]

1. My two year old son was planning on hitting my four year old daughter.

I stepped in before it happened and foiled his plot.

I also should be allowed to tap your phone.

[Ron Mexico]

19. Feel free. Tap my phone. You've earned it.

[driver8]

2. self deleted

[realisticphish]

3. My alarm clock

had decided, in a frightening exhibition of extremism, to awaken me for class. Needless to say, I foiled the hell out of that sumbitch

[Ron Mexico]

23. Tap my phone and take my PIN. ;)))))

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

4. Well ...

I covered this:



with this:

[nytemare]

9. But, whose plot was it??

And why have you waited three years to share it with us?

:D

[nytemare]

5. My bladder, full with rootbeer, schemed to make me

get up and leave the theater in the only worthwhile scene in "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones", that being the Yoda lightsaber fight scene.

The bladder had plenty of opportunity through the first hour and forty-five minutes to part me from the flick, but it decided to wait. Bladder thought that I would succumb to it's pressure, after so many times waking in the middle of the night.

Needless to say, bladder was pretty angry over the whole thing, but I showed who was boss.

I should tap your phone because you conspired with bladder to tell the snack bar employee to encourage me to get the "extra large jumbo" root beer for only a quarter more.

[Ron Mexico]

27. Use the Force and tap my phone. I trust you implicitly. (n/t)

[kwassa]

6. My tree was plotting against me

It was littering my lawn with small dead branches, in a plot to make me work and pick them up.

I successfully avoided this cheap, sleazy, unscrupulous behavior, and simply rendered the sticks invisible to my eyesight.

Male pattern blindness is quite a skill.

[nytemare]

7. LOL, male pattern blindness.

Male pattern deafness is a feat my father has mastered.

:)

[Ron Mexico]

22. Wow, feel free to tap my landline AND cell. (n/t)

[elehhhhna]

8. stopped budward from stealing pizza off the countertop. rec'd.

[Ron Mexico]

26. Tap away. I have no right to privacy.

[Initech]

10. I narrowly avoided an accident while driving down the 405 freeway

[Ron Mexico]

11. Yes, but was it a plot?

For instance, did you avoid another driver who was conspiring to smack your car? You can't tap my phone unless it was a PLOT. ;)

(Glad you're okay)

[Initech]

13. Actually, just like Bush, I made it up!

:evilgrin:

[Ron Mexico]

15. Well, hell, go ahead and tap my phone, then.

If you made it up, that's all the evidence I need.

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

12. There are way too many to count.

It's pretty much my full-time job, plot-foiling.

Highlights include:

Foiling plot by son to stash dirty underwear under living room couch. He managed to get about nine under there, but eventually I busted him.

Foiling plot previously made by myself, to remember wedding anniversary. :scared: Perhaps not one of my better moves.

Foiling plot by toddler to run behind the counter and grab an employee's legs, at a local Pizzeria. No. Actually I didn't foil that one. He was too fast.

[Ron Mexico]

25. You may tap my phone, my computer, and my wife's phone for those. (nt)

[KamaAina]

14. Matcom's cabal was *this close* to taking over the lounge

With only seconds to spare, I coolly posted a pic-heavy thread of an all-thong fashion show in Rio.

My agent insists a movie deal is in the works any day now...

[Ron Mexico]

16. Hell, tap my phone TWICE for that one! (n/t)

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I sent all the teenagers text messages

asking 'have you checked the children?' from my computer, so they didn't know who it was, thereby foiling their plot to go see the movie.

I should be able to tap your phone AND read your mail for that one.

[Ron Mexico]

20. Not only can you tap my phone and read my mail, but

you can check all of my rock albums for subliminal messages if you like.

[Brewman_Jax]

18. The cat was planning to hide my oatmeal

but she got distracted by learning how to open and close doors, and locked Dad in the basement. The oatmeal was not harmed. :P

[Ron Mexico]

21. Tap away, friend. You have earned the right to spy on me.

[MissMillie]

24. My son was plotting to join the military

but.... when I learned through covert activity* that he had earned a scholarship to any MA state college or university, I put my foot down and told him he had to go to college first, and when he got his 4 year degree, he can think about college then.





*I got a letter from the governor!

[Ron Mexico]

28. Kidding aside, I'm sure glad you pulled that off. Now tap my phone.

[graywarrior]

29. My brain was planning on my body losing weight, but

my stomach foiled the whole thing by being in cahoots with my taste buds.

[anarch]

30. some clown in a restaurant was plotting to replace my regular coffee

with Folger's Crystals. I noticed.