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Fri Feb-10-06 01:24 PM
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| Poll question: A package I recently ordered has fell through a dimensional wormhole! |
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Edited on Fri Feb-10-06 01:24 PM by TheFriendlyAnarchist
And is now traveling the galaxy by jumping through differnt universe's! I've come to this 103% conclusive statement by the fact that the FedEx tracker hasn't liseted anything about the location of this package for over 30 hours. So, there are only 4 options: Aliens took it, FedEx lost it, the government intrercepted it, or it fell through a dimensional wormhole after undergoing massive computer generated compression. I don't know about you, but the last is the coolest! Make your vote about what happened to my parcel!
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Fri Feb-10-06 01:27 PM
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| 1. could have been in the FedEx crash I saw on the news... |
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a few days ago here in CO. Packages everywhere. And sadly, the driver died.
Just a thought...
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Fri Feb-10-06 01:29 PM
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| 2. Umm..... Yea, last place my package was registered was Henderson, CO |
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hmmm..... Very sad the driver died though :(
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| Lydia Leftcoast
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:40 PM
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| 3. Are you from the West Coast? |
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:46 PM
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:41 PM
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| 4. you weren't having a single sock shipped were you? |
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I think I found it in my dryer...
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:44 PM
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| 5. I believe you have my sock, sir. |
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:47 PM
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| 7. I always vote aliens first |
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Fri Feb-10-06 03:05 PM
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:55 PM
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| 8. USPS recently ate a package of mine |
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They didn't give me a delivery slip and refused to redeliver it or let me pick it up without said slip. I was thisclose to showing up at the package window at 7:30am the next morning and ripping strips off of everyone in sight but I finally got a manager on the phone who was like, 'Oh, er... yeah. We'll redeliver tomorrow.' And FedEx once delivered a package of mine to the wrong city! :mad:
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Fri Feb-10-06 02:56 PM
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