Rush farts in elevator, nearly kills asthmatic exec

[Capn Sunshine]

Read in this talkradio blog :

More embarrassing public flatus from Rush Limbaugh. This time it could be costly. The tabloids are full of an incidence in a Manhattan elevator where a Premiere vice president had to be taken to the ER after the big guy broke wind on a 44-floor descent. The victim, who suffers from asthma, reportedly had to be given CPR and is considering a lawsuit. Big Pants' farting has been the talk of New York radio industry and the five or more incidents in the last year, including one in the presence of Lynn Cheney and another in a Black Hawk helicopter with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, are seen as the basis of rumors of his retirement this year. Because of his gaseous exudations and his on-going drug possession problems in Florida, Limbaugh was not invited again this year to the Presidential Inauguration

Anyone know of the truthiness of this entry?
Totally plausible.

[RevCheesehead]

1. ROFLMAO!

Even if it isn't true, it's damned funny!

And, this thread is begging to be copycatted:
Rush farts in elevator, nearly kills asthmaticeog

[Zomby Woof]

2. It is plausible

Although when you consider the flatulence expelled from his mouth on a daily basis, how come he hasn't imploded from the expulsion on both ends? :o

[Capn Sunshine]

6. I found myself wondering about his staff

whether they use masks, or are just really good at holdingtheir breath now

[asthmaticeog]

3. "in a Black Hawk helicopter with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"

Red flag, right there. Parody.

[Redstone]

8. Yup. That was pretty clumsy.

Redstone

[Redstone]

4. It's an INCIDENT, dammit, not an INCIDENCE!!

Sorry; that particular flub just bothers me a lot, and I see and hear it a lot.

Redstone

[Capn Sunshine]

5. Not as much as HUGH!!!11

or what a "Looser"

[nytemare]

7. Maybe he admires the historical pooter king, Adolf Hitler.

:D