LynneSin
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:23 PM
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The first ever feline olympics are now started - what event will your cat |
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compete in?
Evita will be competing in "Stalking and Killing Songbirds", hell she'll probably win the gold medal Abbott will compete in "Licking the sacks that once contained my balls" contest
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:24 PM
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1. Cat I had would win laying the most dead mice at the door |
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:24 PM
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2. Tinkie - if she were still with us |
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would have medaled in the competitive meowing events. She was one chatty cat!
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:25 PM
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3. Peppercorn will *own* the competitive eating events. |
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Yoda will wow the crowd at soccer (no, I'm serious).
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:25 PM
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4. Coleman: the chasing a thing competition. |
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Eleanor: the milk-lapping competition.
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:27 PM
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5. Skittles Will Compete In The "Grab The Binky And Run With It In Your Mouth |
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competition, while Spree will compete in the "hide and sleep all day so that your owners forget you even exist" competition.
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:42 PM
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6. Depends on the contest--and the cat |
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Jessica (Ms. Skinny because she's diabetic) would win almost any eating contest. She will stay skinny, but she eats everything in sight;
Garibaldi (Mr. Fat Cat at 22 lbs) would win the "I'm as stupid as crap, but I do cut an imposing figure" contest;
Jean-Luc (Mr. Lean and Mean-Looking, but who's really a wussy pussy) would win any staring contest;
Delenn (Ms. "I look innocent, but I'm really a bitch, and don't you forget it!") would win any wrestling match with a male;
and finally, the youngster,
Oliver (Mr. I've got the biggest eyes in the world) would win in a "Ingratiate yourself with your mistress in the fastest time" contest. Within a week after his arrival, he was cuddling close and sleeping under the covers.
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:45 PM
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7. My Abbott may be a few pounds lighter but he would give Garibaldi |
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:52 PM
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9. Here's one of Garibaldi |
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that's a couple of years ago:
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:46 PM
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8. Mine will totally kick ass |
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Edited on Fri Feb-10-06 11:56 PM by ocelot
in team sleeping.
Milo and Jeoffry can out-sleep any cats, anywhere.
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Fri Feb-10-06 11:58 PM
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Black Bart the Pirate kitty has one hell of a follow through when he kicks it.
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:07 AM
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12. I have to disagree with Beast Man... |
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Coleman would have to entered into the Kneading Endurance competition. Ellie would be in the Staring at Owners until they get up from what they are doing to give me my cat food competition.
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:08 AM
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13. siouxsie--speed napping |
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Cosmo -- sumo wrestling
millie - marathon purring
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:12 AM
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14. I expect Maximus to medal in "Neurotic chasing about the room"... |
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... and Annalou might be a dark horse contender for "Catnapping in inconvenient places for the owner"
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:14 AM
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15. Human Toilet Sitter Shin Climbing. |
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Or, perhaps, Finger Gnawing.
And then, of course, there's Smother The Human in The Middle of The Night.
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:28 AM
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16. Four point roof plops |
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Fiona is still working on the back feet landing bounce as she does lose points for that.
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:29 AM
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17. Hairball Hurling and Moth Mauling |
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:44 AM
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18. Long leap from the closet shelf... |
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directly onto my knees at night for those extra bonus points
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Sat Feb-11-06 12:57 AM
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19. I'm confident that my cat Scooter will sweep the medals |
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in scooterball. As far as I know, he's the only competitor in that particular sport.
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Sat Feb-11-06 01:01 AM
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20. Indra will take the gold in credit card recp't killing and |
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drink out of any thing with water in it that is not on the floor.
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Sat Feb-11-06 02:46 AM
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21. My cat would be competitive in several events. |
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1. ALWAYS running through the living room, scared to death of actually being seen by people. 2. Meowing and wanting to be petted, then running away when you try. 3. Jumping in your lap, being petted, then hissing for no reason, running away and hiding under the bed for 24 hours.
Yes, my cat is nuts.
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Sat Feb-11-06 08:21 AM
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34. your cat has competition !!! |
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one of my cats maya a girl kitty whose now 15 will compete for the gold in these events... nuts is a good way to describe it...
however, when i retire to bed she always finds 10 minutes before i sleep to lay upon my chest for a petting marathon... immediately she goes into extreme purring mode and i get the best heart message as her purring is so heavy and deep...
i swear it brings my heart rate and blood pressure way way down and is the best medicine for me... IMPEACH THE CHIMP IMPEACH THE CHIMP IMPEACH THE CHIMP :D
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Sat Feb-11-06 02:55 AM
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Sat Feb-11-06 03:06 AM
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This is Ginger's lone athletic skill. He can tip over my sister-in-law's hyper poodle in less than two seconds. :thumbsup:
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Sat Feb-11-06 03:01 AM
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25. Lucy's expected to take silver or bronze |
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in Climbing Stuff That Makes Her Go "Shit, Now What?" When She Wants Down.
And she's the odds-on favorite for her third gold in Greco-Roman Mousing (8-pound weight class).
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Sat Feb-11-06 03:05 AM
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I say that all of my four cats will take a gold in something... |
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Midnight will win in "tenacity & endurance." She was born with a chronic sinus problem, managed to get herself lost in a blizzard for two weeks a few years ago (presumed dead), has lost all her fang teeth, and went on a 3 mile hike with me yesterday. By the way, do not tell this little 8lb cat with a black leather spiked collar that she is old. She will kick the ass of any cat that goes into her territory, even the largest tom. My stepdad swears it's all in her stare. She was also the only surviving kitten out of her litter. A true alley cat. Her mother and three siblings were holed into a wall in an alley behind our old apartment where they died.
Ginsberg will win in "fastest decapitation of a fully-grown wild rabbit." It was disturbing, but killing is what he does best.
Cuddles, the confused Ragdoll cat, will win for "best impersonation of a lazy, but schizophrenic German Shepherd." What can I say, our old dog adopted the thing.
Peaches, the less crazy, but lead a really shitty life rescue Ragdoll cat, will win for "best impersonation of a song bird." The sliding glass doors looking onto the pool and birdfeeders are cat tv for this one. The chirps every 3 seconds while twitching and planning to kill birds. She is an indoor cat, as is Cuddles.
Midnight and Ginsberg get to wander at will. Hell, Ginsberg once walked me home from the bar when I lived in Madison, NJ. That was funny as hell.
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Sat Feb-11-06 03:05 AM
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26. Deleted, it posted twice... |
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Edited on Sat Feb-11-06 03:09 AM by haruka3_2000
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Sat Feb-11-06 03:08 AM
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28. Jade would easily win..... |
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"If someone could eat and shit for me, I'd be in heaven" competition:rofl:
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Sat Feb-11-06 04:06 AM
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29. "Continuous stare at the ceiling" |
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Mick will certainly win gold at the "Stare at nothing on the ceiling." There are degree of difficulty points added for meowing at the same nothing.
She should also be a contender in the "Under bed sprint" which is started when someone knocks on the door.
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Sat Feb-11-06 04:41 AM
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30. Unattended food stealing. |
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of ANY kind. That's why my ex named her Taco.
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Sat Feb-11-06 04:53 AM
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31. My cats would both compete in |
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catnip in any category. Rolling in, eating, tossing and "discussing" the pros and cons in cat lingo of cat nip.
Also, lap sitting specializing in disturbing humans during computer time.
*spelling
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Sat Feb-11-06 06:41 AM
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32. "Knocking small stuff off the table" |
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and "Food begging and pre-dinner human tripping."
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Sat Feb-11-06 08:05 AM
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33. That would be the "Gravity Testing" contest |
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I think both of my cats are entered in that one!
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