I'm off to Wal-Mart - anybody need anything?

[UrbScotty]

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

1. I'd like some cheap plastic shit!

[KyndCulture]

2. A dolphin burger in a styrofoam box and..

a really great pair of chinese speakers for my computer...

hurry up now! lol

[KitchenWitch]

3. Junk made in China

[swag]

4. 2600 had a nice article a couple of issues back

about hacking Walmart self-checkout stands.

I have never been to Walmart.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Tangelos! And coffee filters!!

:D

[CatholicEdHead]

6. Union organizing forms

[LynneSin]

7. How about a nice dress from the Kathy Lee Gifford clothing line

Like she actually wears that crap

[UrbScotty]

14. Like this woman is wearing?

[LynneSin]

28. What the one on the right?

>>>>>

[UrbScotty]

32. Yes (nt)

[u4ic]

8. Chicken!

or is that permissable again...:shrug:

:yoiks:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. See if one of the employees wants to clean my house for $1 an hour...

[Ilsa]

11. Offering that much will ruin the labor market for WalMart. eom

[Ilsa]

10. Naw, just a higher trade deficit. nt

[cynatnite]

12. Do they still carry a 'will to live'? n/t

[johnfunk]

13. Porn. Lots of porn.

And while you're at it, some slave labor.

[kedrys]

15. Some really tacky furniture covers

and cheap-ass bathroom rugs

[skygazer]

16. A greeter

I don't feel well and need someone to answer my door.

[crispini]

17. I'd like some jeans that were used to beat the person that made them!

Thanks! :hi:

[Orsino]

18. Some regulated capitalism.

Do they have any left?

[Mojambo]

19. Take a dump in the sporting goods aisle for me. n/t

[UrbScotty]

26. Will do (nt)

[Kurovski]

20. Flour tortillas that taste like bug spray and 17,448 other chemicals

absorbed from the Wal-Mart atmosphere.

[Deja Q]

21. KY massage oil, KY jelly, Trojan Magnum XL 12-pak, EPT preggers detector,

Heating blanket.

Yeah, that covers it all.

[Kurovski]

23. Just another Saturday night at HypnoToad's pad?

You should just put in a 9X12 supply closet already. :-)

[Kurovski]

22. An American Flag made in China by political prisoners.

[Breeze54]

24. Yeah!....The Morning After Pill !!

and birth control pills!!
Tell them I said; "BITE ME!!"

[giant_robot]

25. OOOH! Bring me a fat chick in stretch pants!

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

27. A plastic Jesus made by godless commies.

I'm tired of just praying to my gun cabinet.

[intrepid_wanderer]

29. I went to Wal-Mart today

it was awesome!

groceries and clothes and all while I got my oil changed. it's the biggest store out here in my new home UTAH!!! sadly, I loked it a lot... better than the groceries available at Albertsons, Target, or Smith's.... and I haven't found a natural foods store yet.... each one I've looked for isn't where the phone book / google / referer said it was / is.


:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[benny05]

30. Some meat that had green fuzzies and was 2 months past its due date

Just kidding, but that's why I don't shop at Wal-Mart...not to mention their domestic white wines (in ILL) are at minimum 4 years old..

[Broken_Hero]

31. yes...:)

Pick me up the extended versions of Gladiator, Batman Begins...hmm, all seasons of all the CSI's...hmmm....lots of tools, preferabbly cordless black and decker, or whatever is at hand...hmmm....towels, ...hmm, thats about it!

[Kurovski]

33. Get me a shopping cart.

I'm gonna have to live out of one soon.

[Kurovski]

34. Oh, and a nice big cardboard box

for when it rains.

[Kurovski]

35. AND poster board and a magic marker

so I can make the sign:

"WILL RANT ENDLESSLY ABOUT
GEORGE BUSH FOR FOOD."