Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

[The_Casual_Observer]

.....

[u4ic]

1. Jack fell down and broke his crown

and the dentist charged him $2000 to replace it.

[cynatnite]

2. Jill pushed Jack...

I'm sure of it. I've never trusted her.

[DS1]

3. I'm sorry for doing this

Jack and Jill went up the hill
both with a buck a quarter

Jill came down with 2 fifty
OH!

/Dice

I hate the man. But Jack and Jill always make me think of him. He broke my innocence :cry:

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. Thanks, I was trying to remember the dice thing.

You got it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. In the perversery rhyme version...

Jack fell down on top of Jill
and now they have a daughter.