Things you'd only say if you're drunk

[UrbScotty]

"Margaret Thatcher looks dignified in that pic."

"Thanks a lot, Ms. Coulter, I had a good time last night."

"Pat Robertson is God"

[LaurenG]

1. a great deal of what's

in this thread. lol

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4729249

[UrbScotty]

2. Or what's said on Free Republic (nt)

[henslee]

3. I reeely, reely reely, reely, reely like you.

[graywarrior]

4. Meet me in the parking lot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Come to think of it, I don't need to be drunk to say that.

[Canadian Socialist]

5. Peter MacKay is teh sex!!111!

and he's soooo HOTT!!11!!1

Okay, you need to be Canadian to understand that one...

[davsand]

6. "Thanks, Hon. it was great sex." is nothing I'd say to Rush.

Not EVEN if I was drunk to the point of a blackout.

Come to think of it, the thought of even being ALONE with Rush would make me swear off drinking permanently.

Mental visions of Rush in a gold thong and nothing else make me want to remove my mind's eye with a grapefruit spoon.

The mental vision of waking up nekkid from a blackout drunk on a vinyl sofa (in summer!) with him standing OVER me in that gold thong would probably send me screaming to the detox ward...



Laura

[ghostsofgiants]

7. How about...

"Fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar would be like me punching Halley's Comet in the cunt."

(Actual quote from my friend's roommate last night, haha.)

[Scout1071]

8. "Nooooo......size doesn't matter."

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[LostinVA]

9. George Bush isn't THAT bad of a Presi-- wait... I'd never be

that bloody drunk.