I think we should AMPUTATE ET Awful's big toe

[yvr girl]

It's for his own good - infections can KILL you. Who wants to do it?

He's VERY manly, so he won't want any anesthesia.












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[LynneSin]

1. I have my rusty saw ready - let the amputation begin

[BrotherBuzz]

2. Let's insure the toe for a brazillion dollars first

[DS1]

3. Too late for that, gotta cut at above the knee to make sure it doesn't

spread :scared:

[yvr girl]

5. Very prudent

We should err on the side of caution.

[LynneSin]

7. The knee - I question your judgement

I mean we probably should cut right at the base of the leg just to be sure!

You're taking a chance with just the knee

[texas1928]

8. Well you know he has been picking at it...

So we may need to do is fingers too.





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[LynneSin]

9. That stuff can spread quickly - might as well go for his thingie

if you know what I mean!

[yvr girl]

10. They just dangle and get in the way

They're not good for ANYTHING.

[LynneSin]

11. Seriously, if I had one I would have gotten rid of it ages ago

it's just nothing but trouble if you ask me!

[yvr girl]

14. We could offer an amputation clinic for

All the men in the lounge. I'm sure they'd be lining up to get it done.

[texas1928]

13. You Wimmens always go for our thingies.

SHEESH


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[LynneSin]

15. Well, if you stopped using it as a brain we wouldn't have to bother

geez!!!

[texas1928]

19. Yeah but it pulls so much blood away from our heads.

we have too.




























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[yvr girl]

16. Thingies generally like the attention

I've had no complaints.

[texas1928]

20. But we do not run around wanting to lop of boobies

and we are attracted to them.

Like moths to a flame.

[yvr girl]

23. We're only trying to prevent a medical emergency

Thingies are cute in an ugly duckling sort of way.

[texas1928]

35. Well if they are cute why do you always want to lop them off?

I am just saying.































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[Oeditpus Rex]

4. This would be much quicker

Careful with that ax, Eugene.

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Giving medical advice is against the rules,

but I don't think there's any rule against performing medical procedures.:D

[aQuArius]

12. I have the INSTRUCTIONS! (a little graphic)

[FuzzySlippers]

17. Great! That doesn't look too hard.

:D

[LynneSin]

18. Wow, I wonder what other operations I can learn online

:woohoo: I'm becoming a doctor!!!

[aQuArius]

21. Brain Surgery!

[LynneSin]

24. Awesome - does Bush need any brain surgery

I'll do it!

[aQuArius]

29. or a Lobotomy???

[leeroysphitz]

25. Did you get your medical liscense at the Hollywood Upstairs

Medical college like Dr. Nick Riviera?

[ET Awful]

27. Good thing for me it's my RIGHT toe, those instructions are completely

worthless :P

[leeroysphitz]

22. I've got a bullet for to bite on and a little whiskey... n/t

[ET Awful]

26. Thanks a bunch.

You can amputate, but you have to come to Massachusetts and wait on me hand and . . . well what's left of my foot, until it heals.

[yvr girl]

28. But aren't you getting snow

winter scares me.

[ET Awful]

30. Naw, we're just getting a dusting.

Only 8-14 inches or so :P, nothing major.

[yvr girl]

31. Do you have a fireplace and hot chocolate?

I might be willing to risk it.

[ET Awful]

32. Hot Chocolate I can provide, will you settle for a kitty in your lap

instead of a fireplace. Kittys can purr and cuddle, fires . . . just don't do it as well :P

[yvr girl]

33. I was PLANNING on cuddling YOU

But if you prefer I cuddle the kitty...I guess I can do that.

[ET Awful]

34. You can cuddle me all you like. I'll welcome it :P

I'm just offering you something that will purr as an alternative to burning the house down :P

I wasn't sure you'd want to cuddle someone who just had his . . . toe. . . amputated :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

36. sweetie - have you seen "Boxing Helena"

we'll that'll give you an idea of what'll be left when we're done