Tell me something funny...please.

[REDKING]

[Floogeldy]

1. You first.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Rory.....

I can't think of anything funny for you today....

But I still wanted to say hello, and to find out how you are, and how your new computer is ......

Did you get it hooked up OK?

Nice to see you!

[REDKING]

9. My dear Peggy,

Computer was down for three days,Raging.
Getting it back tomorrow,I am on the old computer,no soundcard or anyrhing like that.
I still thank you for the star.....I sometimes get confused,I dont know if they mean it.
Have been a bit down.. but i am getting back to myself and enjoy our conversastions.
All my best to you...Rory.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. And all my best to you as well, my dear Rory.....

I'm sorry to hear about your computer.....hope it will work well for you tomorrow....

I hope you will be happier tomorrow as well....I enjoy our conversations too!

[REDKING]

10. Peggy,

You take care now..I am a grumpy one but not a bad one...I think?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear Rory,

You take care too!

And no, you are not a bad one, not at all! You might be grumpy, but I think you have a lot of reasons to be that way.

Grief makes us do strange things sometimes, I think.....

[leeroysphitz]

3. Funny "wierd" or Funny "hah Ha"?

[gkdmaths]

4. A proton walks into a bar

and tells the bartender he'll have an electron.

The bartender asks the proton if he's sure.

The proton replies "I'm positive".

Sorry, all I know is chemistry humor. It's not worth much unless youre a freshman.

[amitten]

6. No offense...but that sucked.

How 'bout this one:

A Baptist, a Catholic and a Jew walk into a bar.

They all order a beer.

They all drink and then go home.

Hyyyyyyy-STERical!:7

[gkdmaths]

8. Im familliar

with how much it sucked. The first time I heard it, my response was "that sucked".

But I tell it to frustrated chemistry students sometimes.

[Strong Atheist]

11. In that case,

in the bathroom at my college was a symbol that looked like the mercedes logo that said mercedes benzene.

[gkdmaths]

14. Bathroom grafitti

That gives me an idea....

[Strong Atheist]

20. Ruh oh... nt.

[MnFats]

5. How did Pinnochio discover he was made of wood?

His hand caught fire.

thanks, thanks, I'm here all week.

[Nutmegger]

7. Why did Bush cross the road?

To WIRETAP!!!


Oh I don't know...

[Heidi]

12. Remember, you asked for this.

My sister-in-law's ever-hungry cat, who's at my patio window almost every morning.

[Digit]

13. That does not even look like a real cat

It has an almost cartoon quality to it.
Really, you are funning, right?

[Heidi]

15. Oh, he's real, alright.

Barley is my cat's brother, and he has a wide range of goofy facial expressions. Here are two more photos of Barley.

[Digit]

18. Okay, I believe you!

Barley is a hoot! He has what I looks like catitude, and wow, what a unique looking cat!
Thanks for sharing the cute pictures, and what good looking kids!

[Heidi]

19. To clarify, those aren't my kids.

They're my goddaughters, and they're both little "pistols," which may be why Barley has such a catitude. :rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

21. What's the difference between Bush and a chicken?

You can teach a chicken to play tic-tac-toe.