I would like to kick off a War on Valentine's Day.

[ZombieNixon]

Because FOX News needs something new to whine about.

This is not a thread to bemoan the corporatization of love, but rather a thread for us husks of human beings who have long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime to try and ruin everyone else's day from here to Tuesday with our constant bitchy depression. I say let's go for it!







































What are you talking about? No, I'm not bitter!

:hide:

[alarimer]

1. They've taken the Saint out of St. Valentines Day

How dare they!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Darn them! Darn them all to heck!

:grr:

[sarge43]

3. It's just another smarmy trick men use to get laid.

Cheap chocolates and a paper rose. :grr:

(How's zat?)

[ZombieNixon]

4. Good. We can build on that.

I was going more for "love is dead to me" route, but I'll go with what I get. :D

[sarge43]

9. Well, there is more than one way

to destroy this meaningless ritual and get Faux's panties in a wad.

[billyskank]

5. I'll tell you on February 15th.

If I get nothing on tuesday, then Valentine's Day stinks and should be destroyed!! ;)

[Deja Q]

6. I'd rather make a war on loneliness.

Either kill us or fuck us (in the good way) and be done with it.

[Strong Atheist]

7. Sounds like someone needs a

:grouphug:

but if that doesn't work, how about a theme song?

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
Ya just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing's for sure

Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
Ya just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gone that's all
I don't care what any Casanova thinks
All I can say is
Love stinks

Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah

Love stinks

[ChipsAhoy]

10. HAHA

I always liked that song!

I saw a T-shirt that said "Love is for losers." LOL!

[AirmensMom]

8. Here's a hug for you.

:hug: Happy Valentine's Day! :loveya:

[deadparrot]

11. I'll participate.

I'll be gorging myself on 75% off candy in the days after 2/14, if anyone wants to join me. :hi:

[xmas74]

18. Love to but I can't.

I'm on a new diet. This year I'll actually be pissed if someone gets me candy-I'll know they're trying to sabotage my diet!

[miss_american_pie]

12. If you're having a war, you need an enemy

So do I get to hug you all day on Tuesday? :)

[ZombieNixon]

13. I don't know.

I got a couple of DU hearts which throws my entire worldview out of perspective. :scared:

My dilemma is outlined here.

[miss_american_pie]

14. Well you could become a mercenary

unless you don't want me to chase you around the lounge all V-day? ;)

[ZombieNixon]

15. But if you chase me around the Lounge on Tuesday,

then I'm duty bound not to enjoy it. :cry:

[miss_american_pie]

16. That would be a shame

Maybe I should reconsider diplomacy.

[AirmensMom]

17. But someone sent you some valentines!

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Yes, I know.

I now have quite a problem on my hands.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4735299

:D

[AirmensMom]

21. HAHA!

:rofl: Gotta love problems like that.

[bridgit]

20. hubby says, "valentine's day is for chumps!"...

but i still love'im :rofl: