There's a thead in GD saying Cheney just shot someone

[CatWoman]

wonder if it was Scooter?

:D

[Texasgal]

1. Link?

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

2. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x395254

[Texasgal]

5. Thanks!

Just turned on the news...

What kinda DUMBASS shoots his hunting partner? What a fucking DUMBASS!

[CatWoman]

6. wonder if it was on purpose

or have I been watching too many episodes of "The New Detectives"?

[Texasgal]

9. Who knows!

Whatever the case, I am sure the White house will dutifully cover it up!

BTW- I LOVE that show too!

[LaurenG]

3. That is a bit scary

Especially if this guy was his friend.:scared:

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Gawd, I hate that crazy motherfucker.

[SOteric]

7. I'm wondering if

his hunting partner is planning to vote for unca Dicky. Ever again.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. This happened Saturday

And it's being reported only in the last half-hour as "breaking news."

Guess they needed time to set their cover story.

[Texasgal]

15. No way!

This happened YESTERDAY??

Yup... cover up!

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Are you surprised?

The fact that Colin Powell was stepping down was reported by the German weekly magazine 'Der Spiegel' 1 (one) week before the US media started to report on it. Heidi couldn't believe it.

So, one day delay, wow, that's fast! Warp 9.2!

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I'm a bit surprised they didn't release it yesterday

That way, they would've had the rest of the weekend for it to die. As it is, it'll still be hot Monday morning — on blogs. The MSM won't give it much; it'll be in the national briefs in most newspapers and teevee will give it 10 to 20 seconds.

Which, now that I consider it, is what it warrants — on the surface. But you know there's more to it than they'll release.

And as for the sheriff investigating — :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Nah ...

Look, it's Hockey time! US vs. Canada! :woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Reminds me of an old SNL 'Weekend Update' bit

Chase was reporting on Olympic downhill skiing, and they had a bunch of film clips of skiers falling. He'd describe them coming down the slope, then, "And he's been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!"

:rofl:

For those who don't get the reference...

Longet was arrested and charged with the March 21, 1976 shooting death of her lover, Olympic skier Vladimir "Spider" Sabich at his Aspen, Colorado home after he had showered and was preparing to dress. Sabich was a very handsome athlete with no loss for female companionship when he met Longet. As their relationship progressed, Longet and her three children moved in with Sabich, radically altering his bachelor lifestyle. There were widespread rumors of discord between the couple before the shooting. At the sensational trial, Longet claimed the gun discharged accidentally as Sabich was showing her how it worked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudine_Longet

[Call Me Wesley]

22. I was just trying to point out

that the ongoing Olympics will be a good opportunity to let other news fall back.

As I said in GD, I think the most coming out of this story will be a nice photoshoot with Cheney holding hands with the poor fellah; both promising to go hunting together next week again.

I need to clean my gun now. Should I look into the barrel first?

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. I'm with ya, dood

Your Olympic reference just reminded me of the SNL bit, so I posted it because I just... can't... help... myself...

You're right. Some teevee wag will probably say something like "I think it's a safe bet that Mr. Cheney won't be invited to try out for the U.S. cross country skiing team."

:eyes:

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Biathlon!

He just shoots all the othersm wins and goes off to eat a ducksoup.

I can't help myself either.

[bridgit]

10. while we've all been awaiting the time it would happen, the disintegration

of the collective republican mind will be a sight to behold for years to come after having had to support such lies; these guys are crazy, blood thirsty & dangerous beyond what even fiction could allude to...it will not be pretty, it will be ugly & dripping with psychotic pathos :thumbsdown:

[AlGore-08.com]

11. The bears WANT you think Dick Cheney shot him!

Think about it - - where do hunting accidents occur? The woods! What vast army poised to destroy America lives in the woods? Bears! I rest my case!

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. I can't wait to hear what Colbert and Stewart has to say about this!

[SeattleGirl]

13. Oh good lord!

It wouldn't surprise me if he did it on purpose. :puke:

[BikeWriter]

14. Totally stupid thing to do.

[Archae]

17. One of the Freepers actually was funny about it.

FNC is now reporting this. He was hunting with a friend, turned to shoot a bird and the friend was hit with some pellets.

"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"

"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"

"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"

"YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"


27 posted on 02/12/2006 12:50:50 PM PST by iPod Shuffle

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1577163/posts

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

23. LOL!

Fun thing is, you never have control of what you're saying when you're an iPod Shuffle.

[In_The_Wind]

21. O. M. G.

It just keeps on getting worse.

[ucmike]

24. cheney thought he was on his annual human hunting trip

he's old, the trips blur together.

[Archae]

25. Or else...

He was re-eneacting that scene from Mel Brooks' "History Of The World, Part 1."

"Pull!" :D

[CatWoman]

29. It's great being the King

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. ...

[lpbk2713]

30. I can't wait to hear the TDS or Letterman take on this.

Who needs writers when we have assholes like this to draw from?



:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Freepers are already trying to make it "okay" by telling their own

"personal" I shot my brother in law by accident once stories...:rofl: Doofuses...or would that be Doofii?