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[EstimatedProphet]

Dick Cheney and Jack Abramoff go hunting. They go to seperate tree stands. After a while Abramoff hears a shot, coming from around the other stand. Figuring Cheney has gotten a deer, he decides to walk over to give him a hand in packing it out. When Abramoff gets there he sees Cheney pointing his rifle at a guy, and the guy says "Alright, Mr. Vice President! It's your deer! Just let me get my saddle off of it!"

[Crazy Dave]

1. DUCK!!! Literally

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Here's another

Cheney, Delay, and Scalia go deer hunting. Because they have absolutely no respect for the law, they of course spotlight the deer at night-highly illegal. All of them bag one. They take them to the check station the next morning.

The Fish and Wildlife agent looks at Scalia's deer, which has a bullet wound right through its forehead. "Nice shot", he says. Scalia nods his head and snickers, knowing he got away with illegal hunting. The agent then looks at Delay's deer, also shot in the forehead. "You all are good shots!" he says, impressed. Delay turns his head away, giggling-he knows he's gotten away with it too. He then looks at Cheney's deer, which has been shot in the forehead, and also has holes in the hooves.

"Again, good shot. But how did he get these wounds in his hooves?" the agent asked Cheney.

Cheney answers, "When we turned on the spotlight, he held his paws in front of his eyes."