So what events would we see at the Freeper Olympics?

[EstimatedProphet]

I'm thinking:

200 m Fart
Freestyle Headsmashing
Long Distance Stupid

Any others?

[WhollyHeretic]

1. Speed Hating

[GOPisEvil]

2. Cross construction for height and ease of ignition.

[LeftyMom]

3. Bullshit slinging nt

[deadparrot]

4. Clinton blaming. nt

[flvegan]

5. Ambidextrous wankoff competition, and of course Porta Potti Mobilization.

[Benfea]

6. Don't forget Mental Gymnastics and the 4000m Cognitive Dissonance -NT

[Initech]

7. 200 Meter Blame Game

[trotsky]

41. Aw, how hard can that be?

It's just a race to see how many times you can say "Clinton did it!"

[Initech]

42. Actually, they dont even play that game!

Or so I'm told. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

8. 12oz curls.

The Beer-bellyflop.

[Evergreen Emerald]

9. synchronized Lemming

[nytemare]

10. Quail hunting...LOL.

:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

18. Only if Dan Quayle is the target.

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

11. Pretty much everything from the Twit Games

[ucmike]

12. Blame Placing, Responsibility Ducking, Ethics Avoidance.

[liberaltrucker]

13. Terbaccy spittin'

Cousin humpin'
50 meter outhouse dash

[Rowdyboy]

14. Don't forget Gay Bashing and Queer Baiting.....

They're expert haters. Its what they do best, because its what they spend most of their time doing.

[leftofthedial]

15. 30 m peppering

freestyle spelling

downhill hate

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Freestyle spelling!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Synchronized Groupthink.

Freestyle Mullet.
Blaming Clinton.

[Giant Robot]

19. Constitution shredding

Long distance executive privilege declaration

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. The illiterate relay

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. Troll jumping

[alphafemale]

22. Bob's led

http://www.1115.org.nyud.net:8090/archives/gallery.novak.jpg

[RevCheesehead]

23. knuckle dragging and mouth breathing 200, 500, and 1,000 K.

It would be sort of like the Gumby Olympics.

[alphafemale]

24. Pairs figure skaters - with live ammo. nt

[swag]

25. Draft Deferment Decathlon.

[qnr]

26. musical port-a-potties n/t

[Parrcrow]

27. responsibility avoidance

mouth breathing

Synchronized Rushbo listening

logic gymnastics

[SeattleGirl]

28. Tag-Team Scandal-Making

[u4ic]

29. Used car landscaping event

:-)

[sasquatch]

30. Mullet beauty competitions

[swag]

31. Borrowing and Spending Biathlon

[WildEyedLiberal]

32. Rimjobbing

Downhill blameshifting

30 m jackoff

[alphafemale]

33. bird Shot putting

[sarge43]

34. Jesus loves me and hates you shot put n/t

[Hardrada]

35. Pissing Contests

Hot Air Balloon Filling

[Hardrada]

36. Downhill Bloviating

[Kerrytravelers]

37. Religious War Mongering, City Destruction, Nation Building

[SIU_Blue]

38. Men's Downhill Polls

Curling will be renamed spinning.

[HughBeaumont]

39. Marathon Sparsely-attended Counter Protests/Freedom Walks

Their protests (WAAAAAAH! EVERYTHING IS GOING RIGHT FOR US! WAHHHHH!) are attended by eight or so people. They had a whopping 125 (and rest assured, that's a KIND estimate) on Sept 24th. So why not just have them all together with their idiotic signs and let them be their own spectator sport!?!?

[Catfight]

40. Trailer hitch jesus contest

[KitchenWitch]

43. Competitive cousin marrying

[EstimatedProphet]

44. Downhill legislating

[amitten]

45. Lynch mob relay. n/t

[AmericanErrorist]

46. Curling

I kid because I love... curlers!

[Taxloss]

47. Speed Clinton-blaming. n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

48. Chickenhawk Shuffle and Sister Fucking.