Be rude and turn people off

[proud2BlibKansan]

Let's see who gets the FEWEST hearts!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[name not needed]

1. Stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Ok you just got a detention

for cursing.

[Redstone]

2. That's just mean.

Redstone

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. But most of us already know how to do it

Besides, it's all in good fun isn't it?

[rockymountaindem]

4. Feck off jackass.

You're a tool of the right wing. Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Good job!

Phew. Someone gets it. :toast:



:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[rockymountaindem]

10. You beat me to it

I'm on to your little racket, and tomorrow on CNN I'm going to expose you to the whole world for who you are. Just like that patriotic and totally sane caller on Randi Rhodes who was going to out Theresa Heinz Kerry as a terrorist fundraiser. Yep, I'm gonna be just like her.

You tool.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. You're just jealous

You want to be a tool too.

[rockymountaindem]

16. What? Did you say something? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

I was doing something important.

[rockymountaindem]

7. Oh, now I bet you gave me that heart just to spite me

and make me look like a hypocrite.

If I could, I'd throw it at your face like a rotten tomatoe!

(bonus points for Dan Quayle spelling)

[Kurovski]

8. It's corrupt and vile! You can't fucking BUY love!!

WHAT, is everyone AFRAID to just express their love??!! JESUS! WTF!!?? What a cynical scam this shit is!!

Now get going and BUY ME SOME HEARTS!!! :-)

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Keep those hearts away from me!

I am going to go friggin nuts on anyone who gives me a fucking heart.

[Kurovski]

21. DAMMIT!!! Another HEART! It's hideous! Unbearable!

STOP TORTURING ME WITH PURCHASED LOVE!!!

AAARRRGGGHH!!! GACK! I'm twisting in PUREST PHYSICAL AGONY!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. You're nothing but a hooker

buying all that lovin.

[Kurovski]

31. YEESH!! Another red blot!! What part of "STOP IT!" is not understood?

This is going to GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!

What will these demons WANT OF ME IN RETURN!?? OOHHH! WOE, THE ANGUISH that has BEFALLEN ME!

[proud2BlibKansan]

32. nana nana boo boo

I have less than you.

[countingbluecars]

33. Not for long. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

35. That is just so ornery

You are asking for it.

[Kurovski]

39. Hehehe...

heedle-dee-dee...that's what comes of hubris! :bounce:

Edit: Ya big jerk.

[countingbluecars]

40. Here's one for you too.

[Kurovski]

41. You bleedin' , shite-sniffin' , meter-fecker!!!

What the hell is WRONG with you?!!

DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY???!!

[countingbluecars]

One more then.

Now I'm through with you!

[Kurovski]

46. OH! THAT'S JUST MA-A-A-RVELOUS!!! Just the kind of

attitude you'd expect from someone who buys love cheap and than tosses it about like handfuls of hot buttered popcorn!

All steaming. And slippery. And delicious...

You are one piece of work, I can tell ya that!

[Kurovski]

59. There is only one way to repay such cruelty.

And now it is time for you to reap what you sow!

Count THAT car, you monster!

[Kurovski]

34. I haven't strangled enough kittens, THAT'S IT!

That was my fatal oversight! Oh, damnable negligence!!

Only the foulest Bush-lover passes out these searing red blemishes upon ones reputation!! THESE MORBID SPOTS ARE A FETID, PUTRID POX!!

IDIOTS!! DON'T YOU FOOLS KNOW WHAT HORROR YE SPREAD!??

[Viva_La_Revolution]

44. need prozac? I got some for you here, real cheap...

[Kurovski]

45. Look, lady...I'm really pissed off, so why do you wanna push it?

and if you were SERIOUS about my very real anguish, you'd be offering me some codeine.

Don't toy with my four accursed hearts!

EDIT: Now get out there and find me some Codeine and maybe I'll forgive you your monumental impertinance...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

47. you're so cute when you're psychotic!

and it's 5 BTW

[Kurovski]

49. HOT BLASTED DAMN IN A HAND-BUILT HANDCART!!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

Why is there so little room for dignified distance, carefully cultivated coldness?

GOOD FENCES MAKE FOR EASILY IGNORED NEIGHBORS! Ever hear of that one? huh? HUH? WELL HAVE YOu, YOU HEART-BROKERING BUFFOONS!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

51. Should have thought about that before posting at DU...

Damnit! I may have to get a prescription myself.

:rofl:

At least we're all nuts in the same bowl. :)

[Kurovski]

52. DU? What are you talking about?

I've been posting to the DLC message boards here for the past three hours...don't you remember the Lieberman online chat?

Whoa-ho-ho, lady, you are WAAAAY out there...:crazy:

[purr]

9. LOL!!!

Bad bad bad! :)

I'm tired - off to bed for me night and have fun with your quest :)

[RoyGBiv]

11. Ya know, when I was a kid ...

My grandmother used to sing me this song to teach me about moments like these.

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.

Stolen from Steve Martin ... for some reason I instantly thought of it when I saw this thread.

[WhollyHeretic]

14. What are all you people doing wasting your time posting in the lounge

while there are problems in the world. (shakes an admonishing finger and gives a condescending glare)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. I only gots the one.

But I's proud of it!

:loveya::loveya:

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. That post is far too nice

Go to your room.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

18. I'm going, I'm going....

Geeesh....

*hangs head in shame*

:loveya:

[EstimatedProphet]

19. You already lost.

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. I know and I am pissed

So leave me the fuck alone.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Nah, I'd rather make fun of you

Posting a contest you started out losing and all...
:evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

30. Now that is mean

:grr:

[BlueJazz]

20. This will be easy..Just start a thread on Music.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. It would also be easier in GD

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[graywarrior]

25. What a bunch of amateurs.

Eat shit and die.

That's rude.:sarcasm:

[proud2BlibKansan]

26. How lame

You wouldn't know rude if it bit you in your glutius maximus.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[graywarrior]

27. Now that sounds like an offer I can't refuse.

[TOhioLiberal]

29. I'll probably win n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. bet it will me me

:P

[proud2BlibKansan]

37. No you already dropped out of first place

[Zomby Woof]

38. It'll be me

I will finish with 2 hearts at best. :D

[Kurovski]

54. You filthy, self-pitying liar!

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

42. I win.

I already have the fewest hearts, and I didn't even try!

[SofaKingLiberal]

43. It's a tie.

}(

[qnr]

48. Don't need to. Anyone that would give one to me is foolish enough on their

own - since it's common knowledge that I hate everyone.

Edit: s/It's/it's/

[qnr]

50. Drat... Oh well, thanks, whoever was doling out random ones :) n/t

[Kurovski]

53. Rumor has it it was George Soros.

Nah, I dunno.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

55. Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

as opposed to the rest of your psychotic rantings this evening.

:rofl:
oh, my... I think I just busted a gut! call the ambulance!
:rofl:

[Kurovski]

56. Everyone's a critic.

And I should know...

[qnr]

57. I doubt it - he never paid back that $750,000.00 I lent him for lunch that

time. :hi:

[Kurovski]

58. If I were you I'd kick his ass 'til it was good and

"Soros".

Eh. :hi:

[hfojvt]

60. might as well

give me the "award" for that right now
and save alot of trouble and false expectations.

I feel good though. As of right now, I have given ten times as many as I have gotten. I'm such a giving person.

[Kurovski]

61. George Soros strikes again!

That magnificent bastard!

[hfojvt]

62. Is that who you are?

I like the name George. It means "farmer".

Hopefully I earned it and it is not just given at random to anybody pathetic enough to not have one. Would the following LTTE be worthy?

" I found the Thursday opinion piece "Dems crunched by Social Security numbers" to be quite dishonest. It says "By 2027, the annual deficit will be over $200 billion, by 2033 over $300 billion."
However, according to the Social Security Trustees, the trust fund will last until 2042. Do not ignore the trust fund. In 1983 our taxes were increased and the ceiling was raised in order to cover the deficits of 2027 and 2033. The money is owed to us. It was mostly Republicans who decided to spend the trust fund on tax cuts for the wealthy and also on an unnecessary war in Iraq. So now Democrats are crunched by the numbers?
In the age of Armstrong Williams I have to wonder how much that opinion writer is getting paid to peddle the lies of the Bush administration.
Finally, I would like to see an honest explanation for how private accounts are not going to make the deficit worse in 2027. The only way that can work is if my benefits are cut more than my taxes are. Do the math. In 2003, I paid $861 in social security taxes. Bush proposes putting $555 of that in a private account. That means $555 less in revenue for Uncle Sam. The deficit only gets worse unless my future benefits are cut by more than $555.
Bush promises to not cut benefits for people over 55 which can only mean one thing. Under his plan, people under 55 will get the shaft. So let's see an honest headline - "Generation X crunched by Republicans"."

[Kurovski]

63. No, your admirer is as yet unknown.

So it pays to ask!

This is George Soros:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros

:hi:

[Kurovski]

64. I like the LTTE.

You DO have to wonder when you read anything pro-Bush administration these days. We've seen too many examples of quid-pro-quo.