Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney shot his companion this weekend

tavalon

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Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney shot his companion this weekend

Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney shot his companion this weekend

10. That’s just how he treats his friends

9. He felt like giving Daily Show writers a freebie

8. His companion disagreed with him slightly on one minor issue

7. Second amendment was only one he hadn’t screwed with

6. Saying, “Go fuck yourself” was too subtle

5. He wanted to give Karl Rove a real P.R. challenge

4. Lynn hasn’t been putting out

3. Neither has George

2. Hw made a unilateral decision because the existing murder law is too inflexible in a post-911 world

1. The person next to him said, “Hey look! It’s Scooter!”

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liberaltrucker

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Mon Feb-13-06 02:48 AM
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1. BWAHAHA!!!

Go fuck yourself was too subtle:rofl:

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tavalon

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:09 AM
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2. Thought this should get another look

It is Monday after all.

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Theres-a

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:40 AM
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3. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deja Q

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:42 AM
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4. I'm amazed this didn't reach the top 10:

__: Because he wanted a substitute for his erectile dysfunction.

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nutsnberries

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:47 AM
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6. good one!

:spray:

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baldguy

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:46 AM
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5. His check bounced.

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underpants

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Mon Feb-13-06 08:48 AM
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7. Dick is trying to fulfill W's man/animal hybrid plea

Zell Miller should be very very careful.

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tyedyeto

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Mon Feb-13-06 09:07 AM
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8. ROTFLMFAO!!!

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Deep13

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Mon Feb-13-06 09:10 AM
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9. Victim wasn't wearing orange.

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underpants

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Mon Feb-13-06 09:16 AM
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10. News report

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2456541

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Deep13

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Mon Feb-13-06 09:47 AM
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11. Cheney playing "most dangerous game"

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UrbScotty

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:06 AM
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12. How true (nt)

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Deep13

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Mon Feb-13-06 12:39 PM
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13. Victim was discussing Michelle Kwan's exit from Olympics...

.. and said he wanted someone "as graceful for her time slot."

Cheney thought he said he wanted "a face full of bird shot."

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