why did cheney shoot whatsisface?

[leftofthedial]

[KurtNYC]

1. Ten Reasons

And now...

The Bush Adminstration's Top Ten Reasons Why Dick Cheney Shot his Friend

#10 The friend found Cheney's bestest secret hiding place and threatened to tell

#9 "...(shot a man in Texas) just to watch him die..."

#8 Faulty intelligence

#7 To prove just how much he is against gun control!

#6 To keep him from acquiring WMD

#5 Peer pressure

#4 Clinton

#3 He used to avoid shooting his friends but 911 changed everything

#2 Karl Rove thought is would distract the press from domestic spying, Iraq, the price of oil, Valerie Plame, Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff, Katrina, sagging poll numbers, impeachment, etc. etc.

#1 "Because you can't distinguish between" ...Harry Whittington... "and Osama bin Laden in the War on Terror"

[leftofthedial]

7. maybe whatsisustabeaface

was wearing a towel on his head

[Hugin]

2. Um, don't you mean Whatsisustahavaface? n/t

[leftofthedial]

4. LOL

:rofl:

[qnr]

5. silly me - replied to the wrong post.

(that I didn't think of it first!)

:hi:

[qnr]

6. sheesh - that's horrible!

(that I didn't think of it first!)

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Because he needed the blood for incantations to Cthulu

[leftofthedial]

8. wouldn't the blood (if there is any) of a 78-year-old repuke from texas

just piss Cthulu off?