Another tragic cat story...

[Hell Hath No Fury]

Kitty-on-a-bender. :cry:






It's actually the new kitten of a friend of my Mom. Gotta warn kitty off the Tanquery!

[XemaSab]

1. That's a pretty cat

But alas, soon to know the downward spiral firsthand. :cry:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

3. Yes, she's cutie now....

but soon she will be whoring herself out for a taste of screw-top wine.

So sad, so very sad...

[henslee]

2. That cat had a future too.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

7. She coulda gone all the way....

right to the top -- but the bastards, they gotta hold'a her -- the new, sweet gal in town hooks up with the wrong kinda guy and, before ya know it, she's posing for "Hot Pussies" and giving tongue jobs for a shot of the juice.

O, the humanity!

[Jamastiene]

4. My kitties don't really

drink. They much prefer their kitty dope, catnip. They roll in it every chance they get. I have to watch Yogi though. He turns kinda belligerent when he's "high" on his nip.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

9. I have a couple'a hopheads in the house....

They like to roll-up and then watch the David Attenborough special on the exotic birds of Papau New Guinea.

They like watching all the pretty colors. :)

[Jamastiene]

14. Scientists can swear up and down all day long that

it doesn't make them high, but I've seen too much evidence to the contrary.

[Kerrytravelers]

5. Don't give kitty a rifle to go hunting with a friend in Texas!

Just sayin'! :shrug:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. Unless we load her up...

and have her go hunting with Dick. :evilgrin:

[skygazer]

6. When kitties go bad

At least she has taste - I hate to see a cat drinking cheap gin. :cry:

[Patiod]

8. That looks exactly like me at age 20

All except the tail.

My best girlfriend and I split a large bottle of Tanqueray at her beach house. I ended up passed out on the sofa, she ended up sleeping on the folding table at the Laundromat next door, only to be awakened by an annoyed person who wanted to fold his towels.

We later found out that 2 very attractive lifeguards had visited us, and we had driven them away by throwing peanuts at them (we couldn't figure out why there were peanuts all over the kitchen floor the next morning).

She won't touch Tanqueray to this day.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

13. "That looks exactly like me at age 20."

Sounds like someone needed a shave! :D

Ah, to be 20 and a drunken sot again....those were the days!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. At least she has good taste

It'd really be tragic if she was into bathtub gin...

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. Give her time...

give her time....

[LostinVA]

15. At least she has good taste in gin...