Post here if you've ever left an incoherent, nonsensical phone message

[jpgray]

[SOteric]

1. That was you?

:hi:

[jpgray]

21. I figured my slurred "it's me" had established as much

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

2. Schwing, count me in!

:)

[bigwillq]

3. Sometimes when I am drunk

I do! :)

[NMDemDist2]

4. not since I got sober in 1992

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

5. all my messages are incoherent

and thats sober

[jpgray]

27. I should point out that for many of us these are relative terms

:)

[LynneSin]

6. You might as well say "Post here if you breathe on a regular basis"

although I'll confess it's been about a decade since I've last left one of those

[Redstone]

15. Excellent subject line, LS. Well said.

Redstone

[jpgray]

19. You two showed me. A mustachioed Billy the Kid rode out of the West!

:patriot:

[jpgray]

17. That's tomorrow's thread

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

7. Hey

about that...yeah, the thing is...ok what happened was that...so really its no big...or, at least, if you look at it like that it starts to make...honestly its not as though you should...or actually...whatever. Its up to you...call me back

[jpgray]

14. Welcome to DU!

You forgot "Hi, it's me," which is always said when I have no fucking clue who the person is.

[Susang]

8. What did you do?

And of course I have. I was drunk, naturally! :thumbsup:

[jpgray]

9. I told someone I'd be available tomorrow

Totally forgetting that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. :dunce: So I left a message trying to explain why I'm an idiot.

[Susang]

37. Derp!

Oh well. I forgot for most of today too. :blush:

[Kerrytravelers]

10. I hate them damn machines!

[jpgray]

13. Nice read on that--you could be the Governor of CA one day

:patriot:

[Kerrytravelers]

18. I need to grope a few women first!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Never.

Sorry to spoil your thread.

[jpgray]

12. Yeah but do you breathe on a regular basis?

I just want attention. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. I try to avoid it, when possible.

Breathing is a waste of my precious effort.

[jpgray]

28. Luckily posting in this thread has met your high standards

:patriot:

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Yes, one time, I meant to call my husband and speed dialed my

grandparents' home instead...Being busy with a new baby I wasn't paying attention to the voice message and left a message that we should just say that I shouldn't have. :hi:

[jpgray]

23. Your heartcount is intimidating

Is it possible to shoot the moon during this fundraiser? :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I sure to GOD hope not. I ran away for a bit today...and only snuck

back in a while ago.

I am, I fear, obnoxious. I'm trying to take a post "Stars upon Thars" Sneetch attitude about it. :blush:

Although, on edit: I have never felt quite so loved as I do today. And I owe it all to a bunch of little gifs... and the people behind them.

[jpgray]

26. You know you deserve them

I can't think of a single DUer I know who would think otherwise, either. And I know every single asshole in this place. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Well, I could think up a couple..

;) :hi: :hug: Sleep tight jp!

[last_texas_dem]

22. Yeah

Well at least they would have been to most people who heard them... I've left a few to close friends with lots of nicknames and inside jokes and assorted rambling that were (I think) understandable to their intended recipients but wouldn't have been to anyone else!

I've received a handful of incoherent, nonsensical phone messages as well. I think they were from wrong numbers. At least I hope so...

[Cobalt Violet]

24. Being a stutterer, I do it all the time.

Most of my phone messages are nonsensical.

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. Yes, but they were all on purpose.

:P

[yvr girl]

31. Last time I was sick, I left a doosy (sp?) at work

I left it at about 2am, because I knew I wouldn't be able to make it. I rambled like crazy. When I tried to leave my telephone number, I couldn't get it right. I kept mixing parts of various phone numbers. Eventually, I gave up. Apparently, they all gathered around at work to listen and laugh at the message. They thought I might be drunk.

[asthmaticeog]

32. Annnnd, I still don't see Dolo Amber anywhere on this thread...

[jpgray]

33. Cool fists! How do you get a fist around here?

[dolo amber]

35. My drunk dialing is perfectly coherent

What so hard to understand about "omg i just saw the ugliest chick she had on bon jovi boots NO! Stella! ffs why are bartenders deaf and why is this person sitting in my seat and omg i love youguyssomushandireshpeckyou and i love DU and oh shit where's vinced he hash my money...."

:shrug:

Loser. :eyes:

[Benfea]

34. All the time!

Sometimes I would just yell incoherently. Sometimes I would say things like "No, mommy! Don't hurt me!" and hang up. I think the most bizarre one I left was "Do you happen to know the average total length of the human digestive system? We're trying to calculate Average Spaghetti Velocity for someone. Call me back if you know."

[GirlinContempt]

36. Every day of my life

[tuvor]

38. Since gift is not my speech, I post as directed.

:)

[jpgray]

39. I note, with some amusement

That this post has been edited. :D

[tuvor]

40. LOL

I typed it correctly the first time. :blush:

However, if I'd *vocalized* it, I'd've said it right. Er...wrong. Aw, you know what I mean. :)

[bettyellen]

41. i once did to someone who had told me how to break into answering

machines to change the messages to erase them.
and it worked, what do you know?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

42. I should ask Chavez if he'll

post the one I left on his VM Thursday night. Gees...

[jpgray]

43. Yeah, as if I'm not privy to enough of the witty repartee you two generate

:eyes:

:D