pstokely
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Mon Feb-13-06 10:10 PM
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TAKE THE TEXAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
First Name: (check appropriate box)
(_) Billie Bob (_) Jim (_) Hank (_) Leroy (_) Willy (_) Buford
Last Name:
(_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Asbestos Worker
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure,
leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check
appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know
Organizations that you belong to: (Check all that are
applicable) (_) NRA
(_) KKK
(_) NHRA
Number of tractor pulls you've been to this month : (_)<5(_) 5-10(_) 11-15 (_) Can't count
Beverage of choice:
(_) Night Train
(_) Blind Dog Bourbon
(_) Cousin Cletus' Moonshine (Non-Commercial)
(_) Gasoline
Number of Skoal Belt Buckles You Own:____
Brand of Jeans you prefer:
(_) Wranglers
Do you play the banjo? (_) Yes
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PittPoliSci
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Mon Feb-13-06 10:14 PM
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1. yeah i possess one of those first names... |
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:27 PM
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2. 3 Generations of Billy-Bobs on my mom's side |
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Well, William Roberts if you want to get technical, but Billy Bob works.
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:58 PM
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Tue Feb-14-06 12:10 AM
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4. How odd. They forgot "Bubba". |
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Tue Feb-14-06 12:14 AM
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5. Clearly, that is an unforgivable ommission. -NT |
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