My husband and I are going on a romantic lawyer-hunting trip this weekend.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

We found a great elderly lawyer game ranch in the area. We've tried hunting young lawyers, but they just move too darn fast for us.

The old lawyers move much more slowly, and they can be relied upon to wear their orange vests, so they're easy to see. In fact, they will stand behind you and wait for you to circle around and eventually hit them.

Apparently, though, if they're standing behind you, they might not let you know...oh well, we always appreciate a challenge.

Oh, and they're generally right next to the road, so we don't have to walk far, at all.

This is going to be the best Valentine's weekend ever! I'll let you know how many we "bagged".

MKJ

And, I now know I'm going to Hell, I just got my one-way ticket punched with this post. :)

[Dave Reynolds]

1. My favorite thing, no matter the age of the lawyer I am hunting,

is to corner them against the fence before shooting them. Very sporting, doncha think?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. LOL, that is a time honored lawyer hunting technique.

When they're running wild, they seem to run very quickly from the pointed weapons.

If they run, it's essential that they wear the vest, so they can be visually tracked. Otherwise, the fence works well. MKJ

[BurtWorm]

2. Make it extra special. Wait 24 hours after you bag one to tell us!

:patriot:

Better yet, have the ranch owner tell us!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. ROFL...OK, I think the ranch owner offers delayed reporting for an

additonal charge.

MKJ

[PittPoliSci]

5. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How romantic! :hi:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. LOL, romantic, yes! For us, the farm raised lawyers are a favorite!

MKJ

[quisp]

7. The ones raised in pens that have been hobbled

are the best. You just pull up in you Towne Car and blast away.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

8. You know, hobbled is good. If they run in wingtips, it's almost as good.

MKJ