ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH MORE THAN FIVE HEARTS

[Skittles]

F***ING TARTS, ALL OF YOU :7

[Binka]

1. Tarts With Hearts

Are you coming to see me sunshine? We spent the weekend in Taoramina....LOVELY!!!
Binka at the Fountain



From our room



Outside the Casanova Bar

[Arugula Latte]

9. Oooh. Don't taunt me with pictures of Italy!!!

:cry: I WANT TO BE ITALIAN!!! :cry:

[Skittles]

33. we are working on it

am having trouble with dates - I cannot miss time change or the third Sunday of every month at work! :o

[LynzM]

45. OMG, those pictures make me miss Europe

Do you hear that? That's the sound of my heart crying to be back in Europe! :(

[Heidi]

2. Is this the ass-kickin' you been promising us, Skittles?

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

3. Never pretended otherwise

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I might just have to donate again...Just to see you BE those words.

:hi: :hug:

[Redstone]

5. I showed Mrs R the Lounge posts with the hearts last night...

she was impressed with your lineup.

Think you'll get to a second row by tonight?

Redstone

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. I am hoping they are going to other people. I feel really well loved.

:) :hi:

[Fox Mulder]

6. Amen to that!

:D

[In_The_Wind]

8. Thanks a whole bunch Skittles. You know what makes it worse ...

I don't know who to thank. Dangit!
Now I've got to be nice to everyone.
:hi: loveya:

[billyskank]

18. That was all part of our fiendish ploy

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

38. It's working sooo well. The joy is spreading everywhere.

It'll be never ending ~ ~ ~

[amitten]

10. So, I guess that makes me a "good girl"?

Sure...believe whatever you want...:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

11. Well, I am known for being a slut...

:P :rofl:

And one day I might try to live up to that reputation too! :spray: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Is that a bad thing?

:shrug:


:P

[Skittles]

34. see post 30 below

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Bwhahaha!

:thumbsup:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. lol!

[Crazy Dave]

14. Just do this

[KitchenWitch]

15. Kick my ass, please!

[billyskank]

16. How about a spanking?

:spank:

[KitchenWitch]

17. I will always take a spanking

since in all likelihood, I always deserve one!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

19. I feel so ambivalent

I never know whether to spank you or hug you!

:spank: :hug: :spank: :hug: :spank: :hug: :spank: :hug: :spank: :hug: :spank: :hug: :shrug:

:think:

[KitchenWitch]

23. LOL

Do both, that always works!

:hug:

[billyskank]

24. Hey, do you know SeattleGirl?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Know her? She is LEGENDARY!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

26. I cannot argue with that

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

20. I guess that includes you!

:P

[BikeWriter]

21. Are you going to kick their asses, Sweety? ;-)

[graywarrior]

22. I know where I stand in this heartless group.

[Kurovski]

27. Oh sister, don't you know it!!!

My whoring for hearts is documented here in the lounge.

I'm not fooling ANYONE. Not ONE of my hearts was legitimately gained.

NOT A DAMN ONE.

I'm the Diebold of Valentine's hearts. My penchant for manipulation, blackmail, and cheap theatrics are all they represent.

Ahhh, but it makes me nostalgic for the old days of working out of Chicago's Drake Hotel.

*SIGH*

[Kurovski]

31. I forgot to add an old work photo of mine to the post...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Yeah! Tarts, the whole lot of them!

nt

[Kurovski]

39. "Farting" Tarts, apparently.

[redqueen]

29. But... but... but... !

Okay, guilty. :P

[Skittles]

30. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I'M A TART!!!! I'M A TART!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!!! :D

[terrya]

32. I prefer to think of myself as...

A "Sweet Tart". :-)

[Skittles]

35. terrya my sweet!

you ARE a Sweet Tart ! *KISS KISS*

[terrya]

36. Awwww, Skittles...

Oh, I know better...beneath that "ass kicking" exterior, .you're a very ,very nice "Sweet Hart".

"KISS" "KISS" :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

40. YOU NEED TO KICK MY ASS!!!

It's been weeks! You're falling down on the job! :P

[liberalhistorian]

41. Why, thank you, dear!

This is one time I don't mind being called out! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bigwillq]

42. WOO HOO! I'm a TART!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

43. I AM A SLUT!!!!

:loveya: Skittles!

[JVS]

44. Maybe we could change them into mice to show who belongs to a....

clique. Computer mice that is

[Swamp Rat]

46. It's better than being a FART!

[RevCheesehead]

47. I've never F***ed a tart....

but I'm willing to try just about anything. :shrug:

[hfojvt]

48. reminds me of a joke I told at work

Some group had these tarts that were leftovers, so I gave one to a co-worker.

Later she asked "Where did you get that delicious little tart?"

I sorta jumped back and dead-panned. "For a second there I thought you were talking about my date.
Then I realized I haven't blown her up yet."

[RevCheesehead]

50. LOL.

My "date" needs batteries. ;)

:hug:

[benburch]

49. I AM NOT A TART!

I'm a SLUT.

Sheesh.