RandomKoolzip
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Tue Feb-14-06 03:36 PM
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I bought my wife a bag of Pirate's Booty today. |
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Sure it's not the most romantic gift, but what the fuck...I'm broke. Besides which, what human can resist puffed corn and white cheddar-flavored salt?
Happy Valentine's Day, __________, wherever you are right now. :loveya:
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Tue Feb-14-06 03:36 PM
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1. I think that is a wonderful gift, seeing as MrG is getting a bag of beef |
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Tue Feb-14-06 03:40 PM
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2. I always get my friends food for their birthdays, Xmas, etc. |
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I gave SouthoftheBorderPaul an orange for his birthday once.
Shit, you KNOW they'll use it, unlike a paper shredder or a self-help book or some other damn thing I usually seem to get as gifts.
Happy VD! :hi:
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:57 PM
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16. Or a cardboard, heartshaped box of candy! |
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I never like that candy. :hi: Happy VD to you too! I've had my shots. :bounce:
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Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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3. Wow, are your hearts related to cockroaches? |
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They're breeding like Roaches is all I know.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:57 PM
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17. They can't seem to keep their hands off each other... |
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They seem to have fallen asleep now though... :hi:
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:00 PM
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:58 PM
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19. Hey! Are you calling me a bag??? |
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In some subversive sort of way??? ;)
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:59 PM
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21. I'm not even sure what I was referring to actually |
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:01 PM
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I been missing you all day! :hug:
:hi:
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:58 PM
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20. Hi billy! I missed you too. I actually had to "do" things again. |
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I hate it when I have to really work. :hug: :loveya:
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:19 PM
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22. I hate it when you have to really work too! |
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:24 PM
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24. Mr. LiW is getting wine. |
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And wineglasses too.
Of course, that way I benefit just as much as he does! :D
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Tue Feb-14-06 10:02 PM
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I am not a jerky fan, so it's all MrG's :hi:
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:00 PM
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4. Romantic is okay, but thoughtful is better. |
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:12 PM
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13. Romantic AND thoughtful would make her brain explode. |
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:02 PM
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7. Did you get the pirate's permission first? I mean if you're gonna let |
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your wife handle his bootie and all, you really should have him sign a waiver or somethin' :P
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:18 PM
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14. Has any pirate EVER minded when ANY woman touched his booty? |
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:03 PM
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:06 PM
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:57 PM
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18. It seems as if I have fixed my computer *touch wood* |
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I thought "to hell with it" and reinstalled my OS. I just managed to watch an episode of Bab 5 and my computer did not get stuck once. :woohoo:
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Tue Feb-14-06 06:49 PM
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:05 PM
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9. What woman could resist |
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being feed her favorite snack by her lover? I thinks it could be plenty romantic.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:23 PM
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15. Well....crumbs in the bed can be rough on the whipper. |
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:10 PM
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12. I found a cheaper form of pirate booty |
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:23 PM
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23. You're just an incurable romantic. |
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:D
There's nothing like a little Pirate's Booty to brighten a girl's day.
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:32 PM
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25. Yeah, except MORE than a little Pirate's Booty! |
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She's gettin' the WHOLE BAG, and no that's not a metaphor.
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:56 PM
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26. Why is there no "I bought my pirate a bag of Wife'sBooty today" copycat? |
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It seems like such a natural....
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Tue Feb-14-06 06:03 PM
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27. What, is that the new thing on the streets? |
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Tue Feb-14-06 06:51 PM
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30. And I've seem to have lost my bag of pirate booty. |
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Coincidence? I Think Not.
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Tue Feb-14-06 10:04 PM
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32. DH brought me home some fried chicken livers. |
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God, I love that man. :loveya:
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