Valentine Poems....

[pdx_prog]

Before posting this, I just want to say I am a big fan of Valentine's day. My SO and I always go all out to recognize each other........whatever you give always comes back to you bigger and better...:)


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.



9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.



8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.

In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.



7. This feels so good, it feels so right

I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.



6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class

Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.



5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished

But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!



4. Through all the things that came to pass

Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.



3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie

I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".



2. I don't wanna be sappy or corny,

So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!



1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister

You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.