Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes break up, "Tom will set up Katie & the baby"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Life&Style Weekly is claiming that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding and ultimately split, although sources say they're going to keep up the appearance of a relationship until their baby is born.

In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home - though sleeping in separate bedrooms - through the summer. Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation - but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "They'll share custody," says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. "Tom will set up Katie and the baby," adds the pal.

Maybe this is some sort of Valentine's Day joke. Like the time my dad told me he was leaving my mom for a sexy blonde he met at some bar. And then he disappeared and never came back, occasionally sending postcards of him and his new family. That was a pretty good joke, Dad.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Maybe Katie grew tired of Tom jumping over all their furniture?

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

9. And using her as a beard?

If this is true, she screwed up stuff just long enough to mess up her career.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. You know, if it was up to me....

DU would be nothing but Tom Cruise-bashing threads. :evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. It would eliminate the need for pretentious "forums" and "groups"...

I suggest you run it up the flagpole, and let us know when Skinner salutes.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Can do!

:patriot:

"Skinner! Put the kibosh on this political shit and rename this place tomcruiseisaweiner.com NOW!!"

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Wiener, not weiner.

[AlCzervik]

3. "though sleeping in separate bedrooms" I kind of figured that anyhow.

[terrya]

6. Oh, it must be a joke

I know Katie is finally the one. I just know it.

Damn those meanies at Life Style magazine, cruelly making fun of this special relationship! :grr:

[BikeWriter]

7. What do you want to bet there is a non-disclosure clause...

in their marital contract preventing her from telling all?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. Oh, there definitely is...

...Nicole Kidman may be a decent human being, and they may share custody of their adopted kids, but that's not the reason why she hasn't written a tell-all book.

Has-been Mimi "Celebrity Poker" Rogers? I'm assuming with her it's a mixture of non-disclosure and a reluctance to rat out a fellow Scientologist (she introduced him to it)...

[pinniped]

8. She got tired of him taking all the used soup cans and tying....

strings on them.

[Shakespeare]

12. ROFL!

Nice E-meter reference! :thumbsup:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[skygazer]

10. This can't be possible!

I was so sure this was going to last forever! :cry:

[6000eliot]

11. Like they ever slept in the same bedroom.

[caty]

14. Why, this sounds a little

disturbing.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27263422.shtml

And I had such high hopes for them.:cry:

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Arugula Latte]

15. Who could have predicted that such an instant relationship with an

egomanical control freak Scientology nutsack wouldn't have worked? :cry:

[ET Awful]

16. My theory is that she finally found out that the baby isn't Tom's, she

was really impregnated with frozen L. Ron Hubbard sperm in the hopes of resurrecting his blood line.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. They're denying the whole thing...

which means in three months it'll be over.
Duckie

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

18. Conflicting report that says it's not true...

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/movies/wire/sns-ap-people-cruise-holmes,0,1174463.story?coll=sns-ap-movie-headlines

Thank GOD!

[Dave Reynolds]

19. She will be mine now,

oh yes, she will be mine.

[Deja Q]

21. And what happened to the mystery sores on the back of Katie's throat?

:shrug:

[JVS]

22. who'd have thunk it?

[madrchsod]

23. ohhhhhh...nooooooo!!!!!!!

on valentines day???? i`m devastated.

[adriennui]

24. gee, what a big surprise

katie never seemed like tom's type. she doesn't have a penis.

[WindRavenX]

25. !!!

:spray:

:thumbsup: