Guess what I could do without. Here. I'll tell you:

[jane_pippin]

Getting harassed by hormonal teenage thugs on my way home from work.

Look kiddo, I'm sorry you can't get a date to your little stinky, humid, be-streamered gymnasium dance, but don't lay your shit on me, ok? I'm at least 10 years older than you.

Leave me.

The fuck.

Alone.

I don't want to hear your little man macho bullshit about how I'm "stuck up" when I tell you to leave me alone. I don't want to hear about how I'm "sexy angry." I don't want to see your tongue dart out and lick the disgusting little peach fuzz over your pimply little lips.

Leave me.

The fuck.

Alone.

And grow the fuck up too while you're at it. I'm so sick of this shit.


Sorry for all the swears. Rant over. Thanks for letting me vent.

[Left Is Write]

1. Yikes!

Well...that's one good thing about being my advanced age. I do not get hit on by creepy hormonal teenage thugs.

[jane_pippin]

4. Oh, LIW, take a walk through my neighborhood and you will.

Except don't, because it's annoying and I don't want others to have to deal with it.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Chill out, you're just stuck up.

Besides, you're quite sexy angry, I tell ya. One thing I know for sure, as long as I have you, we can move to da country and raise chickens for all I care.

[jane_pippin]

5. Gah! My retinas! You've scarred them, possibly for life.

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Why do you hate me?

[jane_pippin]

11. Oh no! I don't hate you. I just needed a moment to appreciate your, eh,

unique charm.



Here:

:loveya:

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Awwwwwwwwwwwww,

here, have a flower:



:loveya:

[jane_pippin]

14. Aw it's purty. Thanks. n/t

[redwitch]

9. LOL. Me too!

Too funny!

[NMMNG]

23. Ewwwww! Graphic warning please!

x(

[redqueen]

3. sorry to hear that...

happens too often.

i could do without all the confusion.

[jane_pippin]

6. Thanks. It does and it's no good.

What confusion is bugging you? (You don't have to say if you don't want to, of course.)

[MissMarple]

7. We could go knock some sense into him.

;)

[jane_pippin]

8. Nah, but I appreciate the thought.

What might be helpful is if some fine, upstanding DUers volunteered as big brothers or mentors so these kids could learn what it means to be an adult.

[MissMarple]

13. It makes you wonder where they learn how to behave that way.

It must be from each other, adolescents gone wild or something. Or sadly, from adults who never matured.

[jane_pippin]

15. I think it's all three, to some degree. I feel bad for their mothers. n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Shit, I'm 30, and I don't know anything about being an adult.

I could second Miss Marple's offer to rough 'em up, though! ;)

[Sugar Smack]

16. EW. I hate , "How you doin'?" from a little ass-head

who, if I don't reply, "GREAT, now that you've asked!!!!!" mutters "bitch" to his buds.

Love your rant. Love it.

I don't particularly enjoy "door blocking" either. I'm not done, yet.

[jane_pippin]

17. YES! Ugh! I hate that shit.

"Don't tell me I can't get with that!"

You can't. Go fuck yourself.

Here. You take over the ranting reins--I have to go to work again.

VD Love to ya, Sugar! :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

19. One last thing before I take over the ranting reins-

It probably doesn't help that you dress like a tart. LOL!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

VD love to you too, jane! :loveya: You're the best! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I'd say humiliate their pink, worthless little asses

with something like "Is that a peanut in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

But y'never know — the asspoles could get violent.

So I say just shoot 'em, then tell the cops you thought they were quail.

[Sugar Smack]

21. LOL! OK, quail. I think that's great.

:D :rofl:

[Redstone]

22. Hit one of the little snotbags, and the rest will leave you alone.

I'm serious. Slap the punk witha slightly-cupped open hand, right on the ear. He'll drop to the ground and cry, and have a headache for a week.

They'll never bother you again.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

24. Hit 'em on the bridge of the nose with the butt of your gun.

That was a bit of advice offered to me in the movie "Resevoir Dogs", and I'm sure it works wonders!

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Two words.

Pepper spray.

[henslee]

26. Just pepper them from thirty yards with an Italian shotgun.

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[RandomKoolzip]

28. Point me in their general direction.

I've got fists the size of newborns and they're just sitting here, doing nothing...throw me a bone, jane!

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