It's 8:15PM, y'all. Who is NOT makin' love?

[Deja Q]

:rofl:


And in case you don't know what that looks like, it's not dissimilar to this:

:bounce:
:rofl:

[xmas74]

1. I'm watching speed skating instead.

[Deja Q]

3. And in some couples' cases, the speed skaters are slower!

:spray:

[xmas74]

6. I dated someone like that once.

I got rid of him pretty fast.

[ZombieNixon]

2. I'm not. I wish I were.

:-(

[Deja Q]

5. I hear ya.

;( ;(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. I've never even been kissed, never mind groped.

:spank: for you, Hypno!

:D :D

[ZombieNixon]

Go ask matcom...

he's been known to chase after twelve-year-olds, so fourteen would seem to be all right. :evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. No thanks.

I'm NOT a big taco fan.

:P :P

[Deja Q]

24. Okay, what does everybody know firsthand that I'm stumbling into unaware?

:wow:

[ZombieNixon]

27. Go ask matcom...

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

30. !

:rofl::rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Well, I've never been groped either!

Still, there's always a chance!

:D :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. If you're attempting to get me to do something entirely irresponsible...

:D :P ;)

[Deja Q]

13. I'm a male, what do you expect?

:rofl:

Well, not entirely irresponsible, I do have a fresh supply of magnums I just bought. (and only to impress the cashier... it didn't work as I'd expected; I saw the ring just a little too late... :rofl: )

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. !

:spank::spank:

Though I TOTALLY agree with the male part... :P

Stop attempting to seduce me. It's illegal, doncha know???

:P

[Deja Q]

19. EEK!

I had no idea! I'm not into illegal things...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. Age of Consent is 16...

Under that, and you, my friend, are in for statutory rape....

:P :P

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

7. I'm gonna go out on a limb

and guess that everybody posting right now is busy not boinking.

Sadly, I'm posting right now too.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. How astute, LeftyMom!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

15. Same here.

Still, I can always go trollin' for chix at the local walmart... :eyes:

I'll stay home.

[LeftyMom]

20. Mmmmm, walmart shoppers

Badly dressed, pear shaped and rude. Sign me up! :dunce:

[Deja Q]

35. !!!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Most of them. The others are 15, unaware, unconcerned, and are more concerned about the #1 hit of the week. :)

[Left Is Write]

11. It's only 7:18 here, and my children are not asleep yet.

[Deja Q]

21. !

Well, I won't be re-posting at 9:18 your time!

:spray:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. But AFTER they fly off to Dreamland.....

;) ;) :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

14. I am at work.

No love making going on around here. :)

[Deja Q]

17. Pity. The workplace would be a lot more productive if it was...

[bigwillq]

55. I hear ya!

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

18. I should HOPE not!

Where's work, will?

(Haha....alliteration.... "W....W....W".... Boy, am I ever easily amused...:D :D)

[bigwillq]

48. Where is it???

Like, what do I do???

[DawgHouse]

22. Ummm. DH is flipping channels on the remote

BIL is visiting and he's laying on the sofa. I'm talking to you. Nope, definitely not makin' love. :blush:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. Go over and offer to pose as the remote for a minute...

See what BIL does!


:rofl:

[DawgHouse]

29. He's kind of a freak. I don't know if I wanna go there!

:scared:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. Better wait 'til he's gone, then.

;)

[nickinSTL]

28. eh..me...

I'm in class :eyes:

not that I would be if I weren't (if you can follow that) :D

sigh...

[last_texas_dem]

31. Nah, I'm eating Jack in the Box-brand tacos

How's that for contrast?!?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

33. Well, matcom likes tacos....

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

34. Me, Sir.

I hab a code id by dose. I'm gonna go take a hot shower and get in bed. I didn't even have any of the special pink checkerboard cake Ms. OR made this weekend.

It's really good cake, too!

'Nite!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

38. Sorry to hear that, OR.

Get better soon!

:hi:

WIMR

[liberaltrucker]

36. If you'd asked last night...

I'd have said NOT ME. Oh wait, I wasn't online 24 hrs ago:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. LOL lt!

:thumbsup:

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

37. that would be me.

:hi:

[liberaltrucker]

47. With all those hearts...

Whoda thunk:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

50. shaddup, Romeo.

:P

Here I am, with my edible massage oil, and nobody to share it with. :(

[liberaltrucker]

51. ......

:wow: :hide:

[RevCheesehead]

53. you're not hiding from ME, are you?

:loveya:

[liberaltrucker]

58. Not at all

:loveya:
Just my own, uh, thoughts.
Yeah, that's the ticket:dilemma:
sorry about the slow response
damn(oops, sorry) cellphones:(

[Deja Q]

52. I'm so sorry!

:hug:

Well, you never know when Mr. Right will, uh, come along...

[RevCheesehead]

54. so to speak.

ba-dum-bum. :evilgrin:

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

40. well I'm kinda in between sessions right now

I really need a nap at the moment

[WritingIsMyReligion]

41. And DU is relaxing???

;) ;)

:hi:

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

42. well I'm waiting on a phone call from Valentine #2

[WritingIsMyReligion]

44. Ahhh, that would do it

;) :thumbsup:

[liberaltrucker]

49. Welcome to DU

:hi: If you're single:toast:
if you're married:spank:

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

62. single

but I'll take the :spank: anyway :)

Ah, who am I kidding I already got it last nite lol!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. Well, obviously, I am NOT.......

And most likely, not later either.......phooey....:banghead: :blush:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Awwwww, Peg...

:D :D

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

46. My sincerest condolences.

Still, there's always tomorrow... or the weekend.

Someone's always out there.

[madrchsod]

45. i feel like crap ---so "that`s" out

so it`s watching the dog show....

[liberalhistorian]

56. Well, not me, obviously,

if I'm sitting here in front of the computer. Actually, it's been a very long time, I'm not sure I'd remember what to do! :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

57. I know that feeling!

:rofl:

[Shine]

59. It's only 7:47 here on the west coast, gimme a couple o' hours. heheh.

LOVE your creativity with the smilies. Only YOU could think of that....
:loveya:

Happy Valentine's Day, HypnoToad. :hug: Wishing you Love, Beauty and Joy, today and every day.

[mongo]

60. It's 11:50pm

and Daisy and I have been at work since noon - selling toys and lube to all the other couples who are probably makin' it right now.

Tonight we sleep -- but tomorrow I'm off the floor at 4pm and hopefully we'll be outta here not too much later than 5.... and then they'll be time (and energy) for they ole bouncy-bouncy.

[BlueIris]

61. Olympics coverage is better, anyway.

:-)