Is it wrong to get your Valentine's flowers from the cemetery?

[Merrick]

my girlfriend loved them... and I didn't feel the least bit bad at first, "What'll they care, they're dead," I figured, but now I'm starting to have second thoughts.

Did I do bad?

[DawgHouse]

1. Uh oh. Bad karma!

[Divameow77]

2. Are you kidding?

I drove past a cemetary on the way home from work today and saw a woman put single rose next to a headstone and felt so bad for her.

[Merrick]

3. I might be...

okay yeah, I wouldnt sink that low, but I might do it before I flocked my way to halmark or zales to capitulate to the crass abomination this holiday is by shoveling hard-earned dollars down its greedy maw.

Actually, I drew her a pretty little card

[Divameow77]

5. I thoguht you must be

Smartass loungers :P

The homemade card is the way to go, that and a nice dinner.

[Redstone]

4. You're forgiven, because you didn't spell it "cemetary." As about 75%

of the people out there seem to these days.

Redstone

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Only if you rip off the plastic ones...

Believe me, you curry no favors with the fake ones. Really fresh flowers can also be bagged at a funeral - check your local paper for time and location.

[Kurovski]

7. There is nothing at all wrong with it

providing that your date is likewise deceased.

I read it in Miss Manners.