What if I told you I am David Cross?

[Rabrrrrrr]

:loveya:

[Divameow77]

1. I would think you are funny

[Redstone]

2. The fuck would I care? I haven't the faintest idea who David Cross is,

or why.

Redstone

[ghostsofgiants]

31. One of the best stand up comedians around...

And starred in such great tv shows as Mr. Show and Arrested Development/



I highly recommend his albums "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" and "It's Not Funny."

[converted_democrat]

3. Who is David Cross? Should I be impressed?n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Comedian. Was on Arrested Development.

And part of The Man Show.

[Kurovski]

11. The man show? do you mean just "show", or something?

Edit: "Mr. Show"

Yeah, Rabrrrrrr , you're david Cross and I'd like to introduce myself to you: Miss Tallulah Bankhead.

You punk.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Whoops - I meant "Mr. Show".

[converted_democrat]

23. Teamicil.. Is that what that stuff was called? That guy?? n/t

[converted_democrat]

22. I loved Arrested Development.. Which character is he? n/t

[targetpractice]

26. Tobias Fünke, Analrapist

... which is short for Analyst/Therapist

[Hissyspit]

29. ABSOLUTELY get "Shut Up You F*cking Baby" 2-CD set. It is hilarious.

ROTFL hilarious and he trashes Red-state America and the Bush admin.



http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/view.php?id=5090

[ghostsofgiants]

32. "It's Not Funny" is a great album as well.

[njdemocrat106]

52. A comedian that everyone seems to like except me

IMO, he tries to pass off his anger as comedy.

[sendero]

4. Tell us how you feel about..

.... Larry TCG...

[sendero]

6. You aren't DC..

... if it takes you this long to answer :)

[Catch22Dem]

7. I guess I'd believe ya. You've never lied to me before.

:rofl:

[nyrnyr1994]

8. Oh Tobias...

...you just blue yourself!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. LOL!

[Initech]

18. There has got to be a better way to say that!

[Kurovski]

10. I'd say, "Git-r-done, bitch!"

No, I really wouldn't.

[AlCzervik]

13. i would say your impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker is

hilarious.

[swag]

14. I had always assumed you were Christopher Cross.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Holy shit, I think that's the largest picture I've ever seen posted here

:wow:

[swag]

16. Since replaced.

Anyway, I had always assumed you were Christopher Cross.

[Kurovski]

17. What do you believe was the source of your Character's

Never-Nude problem?

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. I'd tell you how glad I was to write funny paragraphs here with you

in numerous threads.

[jane_pippin]

20. I'd say you're a filthy liar...

but then I'd tell you I love you just in case.

:loveya:

[Shine]

21. color me lame. I have no idea who David Cross is, but I still love ya.

:loveya: Happy Valentine's Day, Rabrrrrrrr! (is that one "r" too many? :eyes:)

:hi:

[Hissyspit]

30. See my post #29. n/t

[tinfoilinfor2005]

24. Loved you in Men in Black.

Did you ever marry that girl and move out of your mother's house?

Can you get me Tommy Lee Jones' autograph?

[Kurovski]

25. I'd ask if you can you get me Tommy Lee Jones.

Why waste time?

[henslee]

27. David, I borrowed your CD from my friend and didn't return it. I didn't

listento it right away because you were funny looking but then I saw you on celebrity poker and thought you were cool.

[RevCheesehead]

28. I'd say that you often were just plain cross...

but I :loveya: anyways. :)

[Kurovski]

33. Why do you let Stephen Colbert walk all over you?

[rooboy]

34. I knew you were, but I said nothing. I'm a Milford man. n/t

[SmileyBoy]

35. I would say to you that you're moderately funny...

...But you cannot make me burst into laughing tears like Dave Attell does.

[Mojambo]

36. Are you the guy who was impersonating him in New York a while back?

Did you score with lots of chicks?

[REP]

37. I'd Pee Myself Because I've Made You Laugh

And I've got the PMs to prove it.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. I'd say you're fucking funny as hell.

[LaurenG]

39. That would partially explain why

you never respond to anything I ever say to you. (you are much too busy thinking) :rofl:

[SOteric]

40. You're a bald, Jewish guy from Atlanta, Georgia?

Whatever happened to that whole "born & raised in Wisconsin" thing?

[redqueen]

41. I would say you are one seriously funny guy!

And commend you on your open letter to that git-r-done charlatan! :D

:loveya:

[realisticphish]

42. i'd say you were a liar

but david cross is the shit :D

[DS1]

43. Don't care either way

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. I wouldn't believe you.

I need proof man! :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. What more proof do you need than my hypothetical positing?

Jesus, this is the time of rampant republicanism. "Proof" and "facts" and "research" and "footnotable claims" went out the door in 2000.

Fer God's sake, get with it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. I won't get with it!

Why do you think I'm here! :P

[asthmaticeog]

45. I'd tell you how very much I've enjoyed your work over the last ten years.

And I'd take you to task for making me suffer that godawful Ultra Babyfat band when I went to see you perform. WTF, man? They suck Ultra Asswater.

[ghostsofgiants]

46. Ultra Babyfat?

I think that name usurps Whole Wheat Bread's position as worst band name ever.

[jpgray]

48. Just goes to show that even in the Lounge we all have our Cross to bear

:eyes:

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. You, sir, are an enemy of the state now.

That was awful.

Truly awful.

[jpgray]

51. You should be thanking me. My first draft involved "hot Cross buns"