Paris Hilton sought to play Mother Teresa in a movie. I shit you not!

[JVS]

Get this:

Well known Malayalam director T. Rajeevnath, scouting for a suitable actress to play the title role in his film on Nobel Peace laureate Mother Teresa, has sent feelers to American actress Paris Hilton.

"My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton," Rajeevnath told IANS.

The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

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[SmileyBoy]

1. Here's the gun, sir. Go ahead, right to my brain.

I can't live on.

[underpants]

19. This must have been the topic of discussion on Cheneys quail hunt

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

2. I never in my life thought I would ever say this:

I'd rather see Madonna in that role. :banghead:

Really - what does Hollywood have against ugly actors? Mother Teresa was butt-ugly on the outside. It was the joy in her heart that made her beautiful. To ignore that would cheapen the movie, and demean the very essence of the woman they seek to portray.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Oh, there are plenty of ugly male actors that have been successful

Just not ugly females...Personally, I think Paris Hilton looks like a horse though.

:banghead:

[ContraBass Black]

20. Seconded.

[Mojambo]

3. I am absolutely and totally endorsing this idea.

BRING.IT.ON

[Robeson]

4. I'm with you! Best idea I've heard in a long time....

...it'll keep the Lounge going for a year!!!!...:woohoo:

[NMMNG]

5. That is wrong on so many levels

Even if you brush aside the fact that she is a tawdry, selfish piece of trash who routinely dresses in "outfits" that are little more than strategically placed bands of fabric, you can't ignore the fact that she is a talentless, vapid excuse for a "star". She should not be playing a selfless woman who devoted her entire life to helping the needy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I say if people want to hang themselves

give 'em some rope. :evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. I think Vanessa Redgrave would be perfect for it.

:popcorn:

[Robeson]

8. Did anyone ever see the MAD TV take-off on "Demi Moore" playing...

...her? I mean, come on people, we're talking ratings here!...:rofl:

[jmm]

14. That was funny

She was literally giving the clothes off of her back to people and breast feeding the hungry.

[mykpart]

9. Paris Hilton is an actress???

[sarge43]

10. In a world where

Mel Gibson can get backing to play Hamlet, anything is possible.

[Robeson]

13. ROFLMAO....

...so true!...:rofl:

[entanglement]

12. The name of the movie is "Hot Cross Nun"

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

15. Paris would never pose nude in such a respectable magazine

not with her illicit porn film career!

[REDKING]

16. No fucking way...

Whats next Arnie plays Gandhi?

[Orrin_73]

22. "Whats next Arnie plays Gandhi?" LMAO, I like that

You really know how to make people laugh. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[peekaloo]

17. "Mother Theresa: The Slutty Years".

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

18. She's not a very good actress...

Download that "spunky" movie from the internet and you'll see why... :blush:

[REDKING]

21. I know...

Danny Devito as Goliath.

[sarge43]

25. James Cromwell as David n/t

[sarge43]

23. Demi Moore as Hester Prynne

Oooops, never mind.

[JVS]

24. What I can't believe is that the director said the following:

"The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her."

HAS HE HEARD OF THE FREAKING SEX TAPE! Playboy is much more dignified than that!

[SethInUpstateNY]

26. Good god!

Isn't this talentless hack's 15 minutes up yet?