Cheney Got a Gun. With apologies to Aerosmith.

[ohiosmith]

Cheney Got a Gun

Ch' dum dum dum, Dick what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun
ch' dum dum dum, Dick what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
whole world's come undone
lookin' straight at the sun

what did his buddy do
what did he put you through
they say when Cheney was arrested
they found him underneath a train
but man he had it comin'
now that Cheney's got a gun
he ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
dog days just begun
now everybody is on the run

tell me now it's untrue
what did his buddy do
he jacked a little bitty booty
the man has got to be insane
they say the spell that he was under
the lightning and the thunder
knew that someone had to stop the rain

run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away
run, run away

what did his buddy do
it's Cheney's last I-O-U
he had to take him down easy
and put a bullet in his brain
he said cause nobody believes me
the man was such a sleaze
he ain't never gonna be the same

Dick, Dick, what's the problem
tell me it ain't right
was it your buddy's booty-robbin' that
made you scream at night

[Hugin]

1. Yay! I knew someone would eventually come up with a spoof!

Thanks OhioSmith.