Beer factor.

[azmouse]

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?
I've never shot anyone, that's for sure!

[taterguy]

1. swam across a large pond

I was at a party. I saw some sober people doing it and after the sun went down I tried it myself. I had no idea if I could make it or what I would do if I couldn't. I was going through a rather dark phase. Is that too much information?

[In_The_Wind]

2. I introduced myself to matcom three times one afternoon.

[Squatch]

3. Started a bon fire with about a ton of scrapwood and diesel fuel

We were cleearing out a forest on my brother's lot. The fire was freaking huge. It actually melted the side of his travel trailer parked about 30 yards away.

[matcom]

4. her name was Linda

x(

[trof]

6. Sure it wasn't Lola?

[matcom]

7. nope. Linda. not only dumb but

i was missing an arm the next morning :cry:

[trof]

8. The coyote in the trap thang.

Yep.
You can drink 'em purty, but the next morning...oooo baby.

[matcom]

9. buddies and i used to have a saying years ago

'go ugly early and avoid the rush' :hide:

[trof]

10. I know that one too.

:-)

[Misunderestimator]

11. Nice.

[matcom]

12. it's ok

Linda was all in all a 'good skirt' :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

14. I think I knew her too.

[enigami]

5. Got Married

[LaraMN]

13. Football player.

:rofl:

[trof]

15. OK, reported my car as stolen.

Came out of the bar, three sheets to the wind.
No car in the parking lot.
Went back in and called my wife.
"Somebody stole my car. Come get me."
Called the police station.
"I'm at Martinetti's and my car's been stolen."
They'd dispatch a cruiser in the area.

The officers arrived about the same time my wife did.
I described the car to them.
Did I know the license plate number?
"No, but I can look it up at home."
"Sir, I have to say it's really a good thing you don't have your car. You're in no condition to drive."
miz t. rolls eyes and says "Amen."

We walk out to go home.
A cop comes walking out from around the side of the building.
"That was a red Karmann Ghia convertible?"
"YES! Did you find it?"
"Yessir. It's there on the other side of the dumpster. Maybe you should pick it up in the morning."

That was waaayyy back in my younger, wilder days.