I am all liquored up, who wants to go hunting with me ?

[enigami]

This is the official sign up sheet

We leave bright and early at 3:00 pm
We use 12 gauges, no sissy little 20's or 28's
Be sure to wear orange so we can locate..er ..see you better

and BYOB

[tjwash]

1. Oh man. That reminds me of that scene in "the deer hunter"...

...when all the buddies are driving around good and liquored up, and they all just fall out of the old car and start blasting shit at random.

[billyskank]

2. I'll walk behind you

:)

[enigami]

4. are you sure?

Thats what the lawyer said to Chaney

[In_The_Wind]

3. I'll pass. My mama didn't raise me to act stupid.

[enigami]

10. yer going to miss all the fun

[In_The_Wind]

I only take a camera into the woods with me.

Now that's what I call fun when I've had a few to drink.

[enigami]

16. good, I'm sure we will be in need of evidence

[In_The_Wind]

19. call me, I'll stumble on after y'all when the smoke clears - no rush

[enigami]

21. well don't be sneaking up behind us unanouced

[In_The_Wind]

25. why - y'all goin' to be doin' sumpthin' against the law

[enigami]

28. Well no

unless you got a problem with trespass, drinking and shooting, no license, out of season and over limit.

[skygazer]

5. My dad was a hunter

And I grew up in an area where a lot of people hunted. I never once knew of any of them having an accident and I don't know of any of them who drank before going out (they went out at dawn - none of them were drinking anything stronger than coffee).

The hunting accidents you'd see reported in the paper always involved these weekend cowboys who'd come to Vermont from out of state and make it all a big party - lots of booze and a bunch of macho assholes trying to out-testosterone each other. They were hunting for trophies, not food like my dad and all the other locals were and they were the biggest danger in the woods. Hell, you'd sometimes see the idiots parked at the side of a dirt road milling about like they were waiting for the deer to come find THEM.

I don't mind hunting, if people are using what they hunt and hunting responsibly. But I hate irresponsible bozos who go out blasting and boozing like it's some kind of game.

[enigami]

7. I agree with you whole heartedly

I hunt. This is satire

[skygazer]

12. Oh, understood

I just get sidetracked and then I get passionate and it's all downhill from there. ~sigh~ Gimme a drink, would ya?

edited to add - and then I can't spell!

[enigami]

14. isok

does that mean you will be joining us in the field then?

[skygazer]

35. Absolutles

Got my flask and my shotgun, plenty of ammo and a big target to slap on someone's chest. *hic*

[Redstone]

27. And she's telling the truth. I grew up in Vermont, too, and can attest

to the accuracy of her post.

Redstone

[enigami]

31. Ya we got those idiots in Missouri too

[trof]

6. Let me just whip up a pitcher of Martinis and grab my orange vest.

I think I can borrow an AK47.

[enigami]

8. thats the spirit

you might have trouble hitting a quail with an AK, unless it is a full auto of course

[trof]

9. Thanks for the tip. Full auto it is.

I'm kinda new at this.
Can you filet a quail?
;-)

[enigami]

22. ya gotta scale it first

[trof]

24. Bwaahaahaahaa

Just spewed Scotch all over my keyboard.
Thanks.
;-)

[XemaSab]

33. There's nothing scalier than a scaled quail

Not sturgeon, not ANYTHING....

[Lone_Star_Dem]

11. Do I get an Ambassadorship to Sweden?

If so, I might consider it if I can wear full riot gear, too. :P

[enigami]

13. of course

If you live that is

[Lone_Star_Dem]

26. How do I look?

Just let me grab my orange vest and my Semi-auto tactical riot shotgun. :D

[enigami]

29. you look a lot like a quail

[Lone_Star_Dem]

32. Hmm, you know what?

I think Sweden is over rated now that I think about it... :scared:

[LNM]

15. My dad used to go hunting just to get liquored up

He used the "hunting trip" to get out of the house. I found out years later, he always left the bullets at home.

[enigami]

17. Ah, wise man

[Redstone]

18. I'm in.

Long as I can walk drag. No point or slack.

Redstone

[enigami]

20. I hear ya brother

it's safer in the middle

[tiddlywinks]

23. Is this really hunting

when we just shoot caged birds?

My father had a good point< Just shoot em while they're still in the cage>

(much easier)

lol, this is such a disgrace.

[trof]

30. And they're easier to carry home.

"Hey Earl. What's the limit?"
"Twelve birds, Mr. Vice-president."
"OK, put twelve of 'em in a cage and set it up there on the hood."
"KAAA-BLOOIE!"

[KamaAina]

34. Would that be "Quayle" hunting?

:spank: