Man overbored!

[jpgray]

This is the dullest day I've ever experienced. Even the Lounge offers me nothing of interest tonight. :boring:

[Deja Q]

1. Well, I'm a man, and I know how to get men out of boredom!

:7

Well, more offline than online... but I'm good at getting their line up... :D

[jpgray]

19. Pulling sailors off of their boredwalk, are you?

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I feel the same way.

:wtf:

[jpgray]

16. Are you competing with me?

We could have our own little Boer War.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Nah, I'm entertained now.

So there! :crazy:

[jpgray]

18. This was meant to be a boreding party

[El Fuego]

3. Maybe you can be Chairman of the Bored.

:P

[jpgray]

10. Not if there's a hostile takeover

A boreder skirmish, that sort of thing

[El Fuego]

11. That boreders on treason

[jpgray]

13. Plus I'd get sick of keeping up with the Dow Joneses

[swag]

4. For you, I'm thinking that it might be time for a little

Tarkus.

[jpgray]

6. If looking at an armadillo tank made of legos isn't boredom

Nothing is.

[swag]

8. I didn't say that looking at it wasn't boredom, Richard,

I just said that I thought that it might be time for a little Tarkus.

A money shot, for instance:

[jpgray]

12. Emerson alone wanked enough to fill up that tank

[swag]

15. True enough; at least he did prior to discovering "rumpy pumpy"

Just ask Rick Wakeman

[jpgray]

20. Jesus Knights on an ice rink, Rick Wakeman sucks

[swag]

21. That's true. He sucks the Rubber Donkey Dicks

referred to in the book of Proverbs.

[jpgray]

33. So that's what a tabernacle is

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. What...huh, who?

:boring:

[jpgray]

7. I'm so bored I posted in Rabrrrrrr's David Cross thread

[Ptah]

9. I'll vote for you if you run for the Bored of Education n/t

[jpgray]

14. First thing to bore me after my mother did

[BrotherBuzz]

22. Most sailors drown with their fly open

told to me by an septuagenarian as he peed into a plastic jug on a sailboat. Sage advise from an old salt. :shrug:

[jpgray]

24. Bet that makes it a drag when they keelhaul ye

So to speak

[LaraMN]

23. That's just because I wasn't here.

I was doing nail tips. I have perfect hands now, so I'm back. "The Joy" may commence.

[jpgray]

25. Oh, wee! Gee!

Bored!



:P

[LaraMN]

26. You shouldn't fuck with that stuff.

You're gonna get a poltergeist.

Look, it's a ghost orb haunting some cows...:scared:



That shit is.real.

[XemaSab]

27. Most. boring. ghost. ever.

The glowing orb that haunts cows chewing their cud in the stable at night.

Kill me now. :sleep:

[LaraMN]

28. Go to bed!

You're too whiny and bitchy to be up!
:rofl:

[jpgray]

29. Lens flair? That's extremely boring

:boring:

(that was a reach--I should go to bed)

[RandomKoolzip]

30. THESE are boring posts?!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4755628&mesg_id=4755821


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4755621&mesg_id=4755844

Quit whinging and sail those tasty waves, fucko.

[jpgray]

31. It's been all downhill since HEINO?!

If I knew "FIVE, JOE?!" would be the most exciting thing I'd post on DU in a forty-eight hour period, I would have swallowed my own tongue.

[RandomKoolzip]

32. "Exciting?" Try THRILLING.

Get some sleep, man. Life's too short to be bored.