Come up with a theory about Fuddgate that is too wild for GD to believe!

[jobycom]

Bet you can't.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. I was going to start a post on that.

:popcorn:

[amitten]

2. Cheney is actually an undercover Democrat. He was sent on

a mission (sent by HOWARD DEAN) to eliminate certain powerful Texas Republicans. After botching his mission during a "quail hunt", he was found out by the Republicans, who have since sworn to destroy him.

The resulting anti-Cheney spin and public backlash is nothing more than a REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY!!! Can't you SEE?!

(How's that?)

[jobycom]

12. Wow.

You may have done it!

[enigmatic]

3. "Cheney and Gannon, sittin' in a tree..."

That might be even too much for GD..

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. LOL.

:rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

5. *snork*!!

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

6. I bet you're wrong

Dare you to post it up there and see if you get any takers.

Bonus points if you can work in the "Gannon is Johnny Gosch (sp?) the Republican mind-controled MK Ultra Sex Slave/Assasin" angle.

[enigmatic]

7. the thing is

The whole "Cheney shooting a guy" thing is as bizarre a story without even venturing off into that; this is turning into an episode of "Dynasty" by itself...

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Cheney's running a joint young boy sex ring/weather manipulation

station out of that ranch, under the guise of a "Shooting Range."

Dennis Hastert and James Baker had just flew their chemtrail-emitting cessna into the Texas Federal Building, setting off the planted explosives within, which upset them so much they had to procure the services of some of Cheney's choicest "tricks" just to steady their nerves. Just as Dick was about to shoot one of the young boys after Baker and Hastert had finished their business (he films the killings for snuff movies), a rookie at the Tsunami-creating Station in the ranch house suddenly hada heart attack. Whittington, who was there on behalf of the International Bankers, freaked out, ran outside, trying to get Cheney's attention when Dick mistook him for an airline passenger having a seizure and loaded the poor lawyer fulla buckshot.

End of story.

[LeftyMom]

9. You forgot Mossad

Any good conspiracy theory needs them.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Oh right....

The kicker here is that since the MSM works for the Mossad, we'll never know the REAL story, which involves the US ambassador to Chad (not the country, just some dude named Chad), several midgets, and an EZ Bake oven stuffed with the minutes from the last meeting of Skull and Bones.

How's that?

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. This, maybe?

[jobycom]

13. I don't know, that one makes sense...

:rofl: