Just so you all know... Saturday's Powerball Jackpot is mine

[MissMillie]

I don't mind at all if you contribute to the jackpot, but just know.... it's mine.

[progmom]

1. I'm cool with that.

You deserve it. :hi:

[DS1]

2. Will you buy me one of these?

:yourock:

[MissMillie]

4. sure.... and all the special lenses your heart desires

:hi:

[DS1]

6. *swoon*

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Nope!

It is mine, but I will share.

[StaggerLee]

5. whew! That's a relief

Here I was all worried that I was gonna have all that responsibility.

Mo' money mo' problems or so they say.

[supernova]

7. Rats!

NC won't join the Powerball until the end of March. :P

[Squatch]

8. Then you wouldn't mind floating me a grant today...

[noonwitch]

9. That's cool, because Friday's Mega Millions is mine!

It's up to $140 million.

[RedCloud]

10. I got one number right this time!

So if I keep on improving I can win in just five more jackpots!:silly:

[jmowreader]

11. No, actually it's mine

But assume it accidentally becomes yours. What are you going to do with it?

I'm planning to start some businesses which will only employ liberals. Dream about the tranquility of coming to work every day and not only having stimulating tasks to accomplish, and being paid what you're actually worth, but there won't be any freeper bullshit in the breakroom, no fundies attempting to recruit you on the shop floor, no "Support The Chinese Guy Who Made This" ribbons on company vehicles, and No Rush Limbaugh Will Be Played Anywhere In The Building.

Oh, and uttering the word "cheap" is a termination offense.

[Patiod]

12. So I assume you'll be tithing to DU

and none of us will ever have to contribute again?

[terrya]

13. Sure...as long as I win the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes...

at the end of this month. $10 million.

I keep responding to all of their email entries. Surely, all of that diligence will result in my winning the 10 million. :eyes: