Non-threatening post about nothing in particular

[hobo_baggins]

flame away :hide:

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

1. Your lack of specifics annoys me

and your guarded presentation is vaguely unnerving to boot

SCREW YOU!

[hobo_baggins]

4. oh yeah, well you smell!

take that!

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

10. actually I smell great right now

even if I do say so my self.

Which is more than I can say for your fucking horse!

;)

[Sugar Smack]

12. LOL! I'm trying to guess what you smell like-

Maybe a little musky-lime, very faint, with a whiff of eucalyptus, and another, kind of earthy tone in it.

[hobo_baggins]

13. thats patchoili

take a shower you hippy.

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

15. thats scheduled for Saturday

so back off your fucking jive, man!

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

14. I was lying I just sniffed myself

I smell a little like malt liquor but thats bc the girl I'm hanging out with is shit-faced atm (:( or :)?)

I think musky-lime, earthy eucalyptus more describes my personality than my scent anyway lol

[Sugar Smack]

16. Malt liquor! Does she know she's shitfaced?

And I like my guess describing your personality.

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

17. well musky was the most apropos part of your description haha

does she know it? I think so but shes trying to get me to buy her this ridiculous pink outfit from the dollar store that has to be THE most hideous thing ever "crafted" by human hands...so maybe not rofl

[Sugar Smack]

18. You're AMAZING!!!!!!

HOW do you manage to post, I mean, are you in a bar AT the dollar store? You sound like you're multi-tasking, or you're some contortionist or something. Buy her the damned outfit if it's only a dollar!!

I'm pretty sure whatever made the confection of which you speak wasn't human & didn't have hands.;-)

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

19. no, no she saw at the dollar store earlier

only it $15 not $1 and I was like "no f'ing way" but she's still after it.

I'm tempted to buy the damn thing and let her see it in the light of day tomorrow lol

EDIT: but yes, $60 a month from Verizon and my laptop that goes everywhere with me do pretty much mean I can post from anywhere...including the john incidentally!

[Sugar Smack]

2. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, asshole!

How was that?:)

[hobo_baggins]

3. why'd you have to bring my horse into this?

what'd he ever do to you?

[Sugar Smack]

7. Well, he's lousy at math, for one thing.

And he can't tell a joke. Always screwing up the punch line.

[skygazer]

5. If it's non-threatening, why are you hiding?

Why do you expect flames? You're up to something, I can tell!

[hobo_baggins]

6. Is that a rabbit over there??

:Yoinks:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. What do you mean, "nothing in particular"...

You frighten me. :scared:

[DS1]

9. Is this a billable event?

:shrug:

[hobo_baggins]

11. Just for posting here I'll be sending you a bill

and if you don't pay...it'll effect your credit rating...mwa ha ha ha

[SofaKingLiberal]

20. OMFG! You're wasting precious DU bandwidth on this?

You freeptarded, bush loving, mother fucking, goat sucking, shit eating, pig fucking,
SON OF A BITCH!

[wildhorses]

21. snarky reply to non-threatening post

considered to be ever so humorous and spot on!!!




causing flames to soar higher




pleasing all pyromaniacs as they cheer and yell for more





edited cos wildhorses has clumsy hooves