Ugh! Can one at least use spellchecker while trying to get laid online?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

I sometimes receive emails like this online. And i often feel like writing a letter stating how this approach does not get a response as it is both lazy and stupid.!



"Hi how r u i came across yoru profile and u seem to a where mature and out goeing person and i was wondaring if u would not mind being my coach yep that it i am slowly evolving in to a Man and i want to explore new things if u know what i mean i am sure by now u would haveread my profile as well so if u intrested let me know by writing bac "


rant over!

[TimeChaser]

1. I bet he's 13

:eyes:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. nope 35

[TimeChaser]

4. !!!

:wtf:

[LynneSin]

32. I'm guessing he's 13, maybe 15

Obviously he's not going to tell you his real age!

[liberaltrucker]

3. Like that'll getem laid

ROFLMAO :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. atleast i wont post an articulate approach on a message board

to be mocked by hundreds of people. thats got to be worth something!

[liberaltrucker]

15. True

If I were going to hit on someone,
which I won't, I'd just send a PM.
duh. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. At least it makes it easy to thin the herd

Unless you want to go out with functional illiterates, which I doubt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. that is true

[wildhorses]

7. go on and get your ya's ya's out and let him have it

you would be doing him a favor...

[XemaSab]

10. him... him

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. yes women dont write such ridiculous garbage to me generally

always a man

[wildhorses]

16. sorry ...my bad...fixing it ...post haste

of course I meant "them" as in men plural...just did not realize how it would read...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. thats an aside...dont want to turn this into a gender war

[XemaSab]

22. sorry

this popcorn sigline is making me feisty.

[XemaSab]

9. I tried looking at online dating sites

and man oh man, there wasn't a literate man in Madera, Mariposa, or Fresno counties. :eyes:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. i get several well written responses from men

mostly respectful and well thought out


but i find these incoherent ones to be truly maddening

[XemaSab]

23. I was just looking at the initial ads

It was like something off of Free Republic.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Didja look at San Benito?

Just a hunch...

[XemaSab]

29. I didn't

Are there literate lads in San Benito?

Oh, I responded to your post on the other thread, in case you hadn't noticed.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Well, there's one who's single

that I know of.

I can think of one other who'd be a hell of a catch, but he's quite happily married with two gorgeous daughters.

Almost everybody here's married — partly because there's a large Mormon population.

[XemaSab]

31. You remind me too much of whatsisname

He had many nice qualities, but he was also a psycho freak. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Usually, I take 'psycho freak' as a compliment

This time, I'm not sure...

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

34. I didn't mean YOU'RE a psycho freak

I meant HE was. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Well, you said I *remind* you of him

I took that as being inclusive of his psycho-freakedness. :shrug:

[XemaSab]

37. I don't even know you IRL

You just sort of look like him and you're anal retentive about the English language and you're a prevert.

That's all.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Perhaps — but I confine my preversions

to the privacy of my own torture chamber home. I've never preverted in a phone booth.

[hobo_baggins]

11. gurls r pritty...cud u t8k ur cOs off 4 me?

i wood aprecheate it!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i swear i have gotten similar messages

[hobo_baggins]

21. wat r u talkng abowt? y r hottt, git nekkid

[bridgit]

13. that certainly seems a proper, common courtesy to me...

:thumbsup: :hi:

[NMMNG]

18. Well, you have to realize how hard it is to type with one hand

You certainly can't expect them to spell right on top of it all.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. rofl~

[Wapsie B]

24. How does a gene pool like this continue on?

Good lord. These people must reproduce somehow.

[XemaSab]

25. It certainly makes one wonder.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4759292&mesg_id=4759292

[Wapsie B]

26. God I saw that show.

I just wonder how many of those kids will continue the straight and narrow once their hormones start flaring? I'd be willing to match up my repressed childhood against the best of 'em.

[RagingInMiami]

27. I would love to check out that profile

[benburch]

36. The freepers on That Other Board were oogling your picture recently...

Looks like one of them decided to make a try for you...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. You mean, The One That, Unlike Freerepublic, Is Totally Obsessed With DU?

Aka, The Sphincter?

[benburch]

43. Yes, the brown puckered ones. nt

[swag]

40. Let me guess. That note was signed primate1, right?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. I'm an excellent speller.

So can we... :evilgrin:

[Crazy Dave]

42. If he's a foreigner, not bad for english as a second language

I never used emails to "get laid", lots of bullshit and lots of alcohol. Okay! A WHOLE lot of alcohol :cry: